h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you LW for assistance.....before you go, can you please pull MA out. She's down slipped again.

I wouldn't say that she has a drink problem, but please don't open anymore until she is well away from the rabbit hole.

Here MA get this down you. and have something to eat.
Hi Lil. Give a hand to distribute this grub.

Be careful LA don't give MA too much to eat on top of the
she might be..................oh dear !!!!

We all shine on Lil
It was a sure fire way of sobering MA up. Now come on folks, best foot forward. if we start to sing some-one will hear us and come down to save us.
I love to go a wandering
perhaps not the wisest choice of song. Nor is I am a mole and I live in a hole, or rabbit rabbit rabbit. or even run rabbit run Or even underground over ground wombling free

Slight case of hysteria for a second there.

That's better in control again. Now then. MA What did you did with the map? MA? MA? Oh no, where they buggered off to now? Did amnyone see them leave? MA? MA?

Fear not Liquid Warrior!!!


Alcohol... I mean help is at hand

'ere psst 'ere. Still not seen Half yet, do you think we are in a trap set by them?

P**ssed, P**ssed!! I'm not P**ssed. I just happen to be very merry

Don't turn me round so fast I'm getting dizzy


Caught in a trap?.....Isn't that song?


Hick!!!!!!!!

MA! you're not trying to say i'm fat are you?

I'll have you know I have the perfect figure, a very big zero!!

Canopes anyone?

Right time for action. Stop all this partying and merry making. Let's get our act together and formulate a plan to get out of here. Now then...mmm those canapes look tasty...No. Responsibility first and...mind you perhaps just one wouldn't hurt and a glass of to wash it down with.......

Ahhhhhhhhh! Bistros!

I reckon if we just...munch, munch and then.... chew, swallow we could .... Pass the cheese sticks please LW.

Now where was I? Ah yes. Seems simple don't you think?

Well I'm not too sure. There may be some loopholes. What about when you reach this point here....Hey stop hogging the Twiglets. Where'd you put the peanuts...See what I mean

opsss i must have slipped and banged my head.
I cant remember the past few hours or was i given something.
One wonders


Out rider not at all not at all but you must have noticed how hard it is getting round glued together when we have not much room to move as it is but im not complaining its a good way for us to stay warm and its cosy


Now i dont think you all want me singing i would scare even the spidders away

zzzzzzzzzzzzWaaa?


Formula? That's what you give babies.

How did Twiggy get down here?

Hello MA I see you are sticking with Outrider then

lil old me

yep i sure am and why not saves getting cold

I knew there was a method in your madness

Always a method in my madness

Hes quiet i think hes gone to sleep


Gives outrider a nudger Wake up will ya i need to strech my legs.

Looks like he's out for the count I can hear him snoring

Oh no i have cramp need to strech my legs.
Typical man falling to sleep on you.


NUDGE NUDGE wake up outrider ive got a cramp

Oh! Sorry I was asleep.

I'll sort your legs for you me dear. Now just relax and my digits will bring those lovely limbs back to life. Call it a birthday treat!

Now guys, alltogether Happy birthday to Midnight,Happy birthday to Midnight.....

And only 21 candles to blow out. Wait Wait MA. Just think what you've been drinking!!!........... TOO LATE!!

Toasted birthday cake anyone?

I should think so too..

I thought i was going to loose my legs there for a while come on come take a walk with me down here


you no need to remind me of what ive drank today(hic)(hic) oh no sorry outrider all over your feet


that singing echoes nicely round the tunnels.

I think i will give the a miss though Thanx.