h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Psst! LW! I've left some goodies to try and tempt MA out of the rabbit hole. All we have to do is wait!!

Good man.

Now then. Back to basics. Who has stolen the map?

*Hands LW a *

"Either I've just seen a gigantic rabbits white tail or, MA is over there with the map in her back pocket"

Hang on, what's this big drum thingy? Looks just like a giant torch

Now, I don't know if I'm the only one to have noticed this but....Halfhalt lured us down here on the pretext of rescuing them. Now Halfhalt has vanished. Do you think it was a trap? Have we have been lured down here as bait to feed the pet dragon of Halfhalt. How come there's only the three of us as well? Outrider. Midnight Angel and myself. And who has the map? Did it vanish when Halfhalt did?Hhhhmmmm!!!
Right we must take action. Who wants to be the leader? Any volunteers? How about Midnight Angel, who appears to have been scampering around quite a bit, so must surely have found some passages or route out.

Is Halfhalt really like one of those mermaids on the lorelie in Germany? They sing a sweet song to draw sailors to thier doom.

Halfhalt posed as a Newbie drawing to expeienced hootooers and another Newbie to the trap.

I agree. MA for president!

Or we could just try shouting "I'm a HooTooer, Get me out of here"!

me as president.
idea If you want to be down this hole forever

One good thing is i just remembered i took the Map and just found it in my pocket.


As i am hopeless at reading maps the one with the best bribe can have it.
Oh and i dont except etc as a bribe may be something a lot stronger

I did see a light in that direction>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yesterday but it seems that someone as filled that hole in too..

That wasn't a hole. I was lighting a tab!!





I've tasted the goodies and they seem

Lead on MA. Wither thou go, we will follow, you are the ACE here after all.

Well if you lot want to trust your selfs with me.
then i think we should go this way

<<<<<<<<<<
Or may be that way
>>>>>>>>>>

mmmm the was nice (hic)

For Godsake, MA, pull yourself together. Can't afford to have anyone go to pieces down here. No wonder you keep running off and hiding. Come on, stiff upper lip. Best foot forward.

MA! Quick!

There's a large wooly hat on the floor.

*picks up hat to examine it*

It's warm and has a logo on it.

It reads "PURE TEA COSE"

What do you think?

Im liquid Warrior But ive been down this hole so long im douting we will ever get out.

Right gets my self together as a little think..

I think we should try this way follow me....

Grabs wooly hat from the floor examining it.
very intresting.

I think we are on the right track here.


(starts to wonder why im the only woman in this hole)


HEY!! look down there you too is that a dim light i see ahead of us??

Yup. It's friends passing down a ladder

SAVED!!!!!

(Quickly scales ladder folllowed by others out into sunshine.)

Hang about. This isn't where we came in. What is this place????

Where ever it is its brighter than the other place..

ooo look at that apple tree i wonder if they are edable?

Wel I wouldn't just in case....No! No! MA don't.......Oh Sh*t

Oh no i should have listened to you.
we are now back to square one in that big dark hole again.


see i told you not to rely on me to get us help.


anyone else got any good ideas.

*sits sulking at my own stupidaty*

Hang on!

This isn't our hole!

This looks more like the earths core(sic)!

We seem to be getting in more and more of a mess here.

I did say it was not wise leaveing me in charge

MA!

You could have been following me!