h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A door, on the door a poster, on the poster a large bio-hazard logo and underneath the words “Beware of the socks”

As you slowly open the door an odour assaults your olfactory system, an odour that is a subtle but yet still powerful blend of stale socks & methane

Dare you go any further

*burp*

::opens a small stand outside of Happy's Room selling gasmasks::

I'll just leave the vacuum cleaner outside your door, you can clean the room yourself.....

clean

Yes, please!

your be asking me to open the curtains next

or wear clean socks

All of the above.

well I suppose there is no harm in wanting

*dons gas mask and sneaks a peak in Happy's room*

*giggles*

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*burp*

*peeps round door (holding breeth) 'that CD about I wanted to borrow?'

do ya like the smell , and for gawd's sake close the door ya let it out ..

*closes door