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*plays some mildly loud, (but not quite loud enough to cause anger among her siblings) music in her room*

suggest that Shorty not let Amy† cook for her

Actually, it's not a good idea anyway, happy...... but not for that reason.

Eris...... Eris!....... HEY ERIS!!!!!
yes, it's just a tiny bit loud, dear...... I don't think the neighbors wanted to hear your music.... No, it's lovely music, just not what everyone wanted to hear right now.... It's ok, dear. Momma still loves you. There there, it's ok....... wipes tears.... here, blow your nose.... Feel better now? Thank you for turning it down a little.

*giggles*

I'm sure amy is a fine cook

I'm not THAT bad....

I'm out of practice, and not having access to real food down here isn't helping mattes any...

Doesn't mean I'm willing to eat anything you cook. What *I* cook on the other hand... that's good stuff!

Me too. Most times...
But should we really say it out loud? They'll make us cook for the family!

I'm a good cook, too

If you're all such good cooks, why do I have to do all the cooking around here?

Does that mean you're going to do all thecooking when you're home next week?

cool, did you hear? I get the week off!

I make an okay lasagne... and a not too bad roast beef and yorkshire pud sunday dinner


Was good music, was Nina Simone *potters about wearing headphones mumbling something about her baby not caring for shows*

I’ve discovered over the years that its better not to let females cook.

you'd better explain that one, happy........

*stands there with hands on hips, holding the biggest wooden spoon you ever saw*

Yeah Happy

Its a personal thing, over the years I've noticed the women I'm attracted to are lousy cooks

But that obviously doesn’t apply to family

*sweats nervously*

Most likely because you've never brought the ladies home for Mom's approval before going out with them....

possibly

must remember to do that in the future......... how do you expect to pick a good one, if I don't approve of her?

First rule is: never trust a skinny cook. What could she possibly know about making food taste good?

er ..you hav not seen any piccies of me then (me very skinny cook )