A Conversation for Regiment Smeg
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Nov 27, 2002
Father Felonious Monk, reportin' for duty, sah!!
Now, where's me chapel?
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spook Posted Nov 27, 2002
The Smeg Terranic Chapel (STC) has just been built for at F102408?thread=226572 FM, and is waiting for you to design it how you wish!
spook
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 29, 2002
Oh, we've got our own chapel now, to!
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Terran Posted Dec 9, 2002
How is everyone here. IS spook(santa) keeping you in order here?
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Skullock Posted Dec 10, 2002
Well, things have been faily quiet...er...rather, extreamly quiet lately, so i guess we're in order. Then again, maybe we are out of order and that's why we're so quiet.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 10, 2002
I think it's because everybody is out on the battlefield
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 10, 2002
What're you smiling at?!?!
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Odo Posted Dec 10, 2002
Well, things are looking up again. People are talking and I might find out what happened on the battle field if I wait for long enough.
I missed on quite a bit due to lack of computer access for a few days.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 10, 2002
I'm just getting into things from my 4-day weekend!
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spook Posted Dec 10, 2002
ok guys, i think i've been too nice to u people, not giving barack rules or anthing, so it's time i gave u a few orders. ok, here are your first set of orders:
1. read my entry on Nothing at A862797 .
2. comment on the entry, either at the bottom of the entry, in this thread, or even better, the peer review thread. please be truthful in your posts, but not harsh since i have worked extremely harc on this entry and recently totally re-did it tomake some people happy.
3. come back here once u have completed the first two orders, and you will receive a cup of 
for your hard work. feel lucky - in ther regiments the soldiers don't get cups of for their hard work.
also remember that good work following orders and good work on the battlefield (such as not killing me) may help towards promotions. i understand that i am creating a more rewarding atmosphere for soldiers in this regiment then terran did, for the simple reason that this regiment is way better then the whole army used to be, and the other regiments do not have the skills of u great soldiers in them.
remember to follow your orders, and keep up the great work!
General Spook 
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spook Posted Dec 10, 2002
oh, adn i also forgot to mention that the orders are optional. if u just want the , then just ask!
spook
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Odo Posted Dec 11, 2002
Salutes smartly.
Spook(santa) Sir, I've already commented on your article (ok, only briefly!). Can I clame a cup of ?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 11, 2002
Sah! Orders followed: general opinion of entry, Grade A1, suggested reading conditions: Keep some aspirin ready. Could I have a cup of now Sah, 2 , no 
please, Sah!
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spook Posted Dec 12, 2002
ahh, two of my best soldiers have already completed their duties. here are your cups of tea:
also, because you two completed the orders so quickly, u can both have a piece of cake too.
Enjoy!
General Spook
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 13, 2002
Thank you SAH!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 13, 2002
Great cup of Sah!
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- 41: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Nov 27, 2002)
- 42: spook (Nov 27, 2002)
- 43: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 29, 2002)
- 44: Terran (Dec 9, 2002)
- 45: Skullock (Dec 10, 2002)
- 46: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 10, 2002)
- 47: Odo (Dec 10, 2002)
- 48: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 10, 2002)
- 49: Odo (Dec 10, 2002)
- 50: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 10, 2002)
- 51: Odo (Dec 10, 2002)
- 52: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 10, 2002)
- 53: spook (Dec 10, 2002)
- 54: spook (Dec 10, 2002)
- 55: Odo (Dec 11, 2002)
- 56: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 11, 2002)
- 57: spook (Dec 12, 2002)
- 58: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 13, 2002)
- 59: Odo (Dec 13, 2002)
- 60: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 13, 2002)
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