h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a large, empty, undesigned chapel waiting for FM to give it his personal touch. The chapel can be referred to as the Smeg Terranic Chapel, or, for short, the STC.*

Right, here we go:
* a set of real-ale hand pumps on the altar
* a jazz combo playing in the choir stalls (nice)
* a nice comfy armchair.

That's me sorted. Now perhaps the congregation would like to make some of their own suggestions about the decor.

*brings in a black leather lazyboy recliner*

*General Spook brings in a number of comfy sofas that people can sit in.*

of people are gonna visit the chapel, they may as well be comfy!

The Christams Organ Recital will be held on June 22, 8.00 pm.
We have one of the foremost Organ reciters in the country, Ernest Swivelbody, who has managed to recite all the organ keys, pedals and stops on every organ in the country so far except our own. He expects to name about about 1 key a minute, which means that with luck he should get to High C about 1 hour before closing time. That is, if someone remembers to remove the pipes and pedals, otherwise we'll be here till midnight.

*spook books front row orange sofa, and reserves space on it for FM and Terran.*

iad vise you reserve a seat while u still can. u never know, something exciting might happen!

General Spook

ps. u'd better be online then FM, as it is u who has organised it!

How big are these sofas, spook? Is there room for me at the front?

*removes pipes, peddles, stops and all but one octave of keys from the organ*

I don't think anyones going to be using to organ much before the recital, so I'll remove them now so we don't forget later.

Private Tango

of course there is tango. there's even a cup of waiting for you there.

spook

It will be cold by june.

Tango

you can come to the chapel all year round. sometimes we even have services where i give sermons. but, when we don't, the chapel is always a good place to talk to God, or me, or father FM, or anyoen else who is about.

spook

I used to sing in a Gospel Choir will that help

Reefgirl

So you think i should take my seat now, and just hope something interesting happens in the long wait till the recital? I think i'll just get some tea at the mess, thanks.

Tango

*spook walks up to the microphone.*

hello everone, and welcome to the new year. all those sitting in their seats listening to me get some . i advise everyone to sit down now, so that when i give out the choc tomorrow, you don't miss out. thank you, and, happy new year.

*spook sits back down on his sofa.*

spook

*anxiously waits to recive his *

In RL I play guitar for my church, do think we could use that here?

Mr Swivelbody smashes up his (or anybody else's) guitars after a concert, so keep it well hidden.

*runs out*

*runs back in carrying a department store manaquin (sp?) and sits down with it next to him on the front sofa*

Can my, er, friend get some too?

Tango

i'll have to think about it.

btw, my latest orders can be found at F102408?thread=222428&latest=1 .

spook

dam i missed the Christmas Organ Recital!