h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes a last look around*
....
i really will miss this place...

Anthea

*Rimmer-salute*
Bye Anthea

*loooooooong Rimmer salute.*

bye sir. don't worry, i will pay special attention to this historic regiment. if you need anything from the base regiment, just ask

*turns and walks into the sunset with Anthea*

*Long extra special very long redicolously exceedingly long and complex Rimmer-salute, just for Creachy*

*strides in with bedroll and blatently ignoring the backlog yet again, and settling into a bottom bunk... if there are any... like I said she ignores the backlog a lot*

Major Yankee Shoes reporting General! (Thingite salute)

*rimmer-salute*
*thingite slaute*
Welcome.

So, what's the orders? Any battle or game afoot?

Nope, tomorrow is off and after that so far no orders.

Allrighty then... *flops down on bunk. She is dressed in her usual espionage fair of black and tasteful cammo. She produces some throwing daggers from who knows where and begins to sharpen them*

Take this.
*hands her a M-16*
Here's your weapon, make sure it's clean

all right!

from tomorrow you are all back on duty. you all have regiments, and you should all have seen the rules. if not, a link will be on the page in 5 mins. your first orders are:

- start training for regiment vs regiment training battles.

spook

M-16? With all due respect,sir, I'm more of a crossbow girl myself.

Fine.
*hands her a crossbow*
Right, so we're on duty now.
YS, as my current SiC I want you to get the men ready for a training shift.

*does a lap of the entire encampment*

Yes sir!

Fall in men! That's it... Roll Call! Who's present and ready for action? Or even just a brisk cuppa ?

State your name, rank, and specialty. And favorite flavour of

not much of a response there

RIGHT YOU LOT OF DISOBEDIENT SORRY EXCUSES FOR MEN! GET YOUR CANDY OUT OF THOSE BUNKS AND FALL IN ON THE DOUBLE!

i'll have an earl grey cheers

You're a good soldier Creachy... here's your

thankyou YS. i am about out of here now, but if they haven't replied in twelve hours then i'll, i'll, i'll drink their tea as well

I'm thinking of changing the regiments name to Regiment AWOL.

i wouldn't worry. you aren't the only quiet one. Eorlongis hasn't had a post since June 10th or something like that. it may be down to holidays i hope it is down to holidays. the Base Regiment is the most active at the mo