A petition for the First Ever Researcher

This petition is now over, as Slacker's Personal Space has been updated. I leave this page here for reminiscing over times past. Enjoy.

Researcher Number 1's Personal Space is a disgrace. We, the undersigned, wish for Researcher Number 1¹ to commerate his luck at being the first researcher on h2g2 ever by creating a more interesting Personal Space. We also wish that the Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square be used to honour the First Researcher. Or possibly the Queen Mum, in full army gear... shooting a deer. Otherwise, wet towels will be flung in his general direction.

The Undersigned

Oberon2001
The Anonymous Researcher
Tango
Mystrunner
Whiskey
Old Uncle Zarniwoop
Surveillance
Wildman
Whoami?
E G Mel
Bogie
Vøñkø Zë Ïñzãñè

To further this noble cause, please start a new conversation (or join an existing one) stating your support for this campaign ('Together, we can't make a difference'). I also recommend that in a least one of your posts to any forum, you write "Update Slacker or towels will be flung" at the end. This way more people will become aware of this honourable cause... or they will be very confused. Either way, it's all good.

Please note that Slacker's Personal Space has been updated recently, though not to the extent that we would like. He also posted not so long ago.

Linked to from The Post, thanks guys!