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Post 41

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

When I flew to London, we had a champagne breakfast. It was the first time I ever had champagne, and I really liked it, even though it was on an airplane.smiley - ok
Karensmiley - zen


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Post 42

owlatronas

and what did you think off our wonderful capital!!


andysmiley - bat


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Post 43

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

I loved Londonsmiley - biggrin
I got lost in central London one day.smiley - cry My friend went one way, and I went another.
There are sock shops every two blocks there!smiley - yikes People must really like socks!
How are you today?
Karensmiley - zen


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Post 44

owlatronas

i am fin ehave you read my latest guide entry ?


ANDYsmiley - bat


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Post 45

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

Yep!smiley - ok

Karensmiley - zen


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Post 46

owlatronas

and what doyou think?

andysmiley - bat


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Post 47

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

Nice!smiley - bigeyes
What I wouldn't give to be in Jamaica right now!

By the way...
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
- Because he is a fungi.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
- It was the chicken's day off.


There were two snakes in the forest. One asked, "Are we poisonous?" "Why?" replied the other. "Because I just bit my lip!"
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Two peanuts walked into an alley. One was "asalted." The other was roasted.
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What do you call a no eyed deer?
- No idea!

Why did the television station fire its weatherchicken?
- Because he always predicted "fowl" weather!

Karensmiley - zen


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Post 48

owlatronas

what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs ?


still no idea!!


andysmiley - bat

there is an even ruder bit to add to the above jokesmiley - winkeye


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Post 49

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

Can it be printed here?smiley - huh
Karensmiley - zen


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Post 50

owlatronas

well here goes !!

what do you call a dear with no eyes ,no legs and no testicles?




still no f*****G idea!!!smiley - laugh

andysmiley - bat


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Post 51

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

smiley - oksmiley - laughsmiley - biggrin
Karensmiley - zen


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Post 52

owlatronas

i am surprisd it didnt get cenoredsmiley - laugh

andysmiley - bat

btw i have updated jamaica


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Post 53

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

smiley - yikes
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Karenesmiley - zen


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Post 54

owlatronas

smiley - whistle wasnt me!!!



andysmiley - batty


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Post 55

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

"I didn't do it, neither"!
smiley - nahnah
Karensmiley - zen


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Post 56

owlatronas

smiley - whistle


Chickens...

Post 57

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

Why did the chicken cross the roadsmiley - huh
Karensmiley - zen


Chickens...

Post 58

owlatronas

smiley - ermi dont know
why did the chicken cross the road?

andysmiley - bat


Chickens...

Post 59

The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones!

smiley - weird
Because she was stapled to the punk rocker, and the light was greensmiley - nahnah
Check out your 1st reply posting!
Karensmiley - zen


Chickens...

Post 60

owlatronas

i have i will read it tommorrowsmiley - ta

andysmiley - bat

its home time


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