h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

anyone else want to check?

yes ma'am

*checks it and finds a samll device in the universal joint*


looks like a tracker ma'am

a tracker...

you are sure there is nothing else?

*crawls under*

*checks, finds a grenade*

Only this grenade

then attach the granade to the tracker and drop it off somewhere and lets get outta here

*safely removes the grenade and comes out from underneath*

Got that tracker Wiro?

*hands it to him*


i see we pull the pin out then drop the 2 down wherever the water from the pen drained too

*nods* yes of course... who is driving?

i can only drives ships and boats and stuff like that ... don't understand stuff that has wheels ...

well... i would... but broken anckle you see...

Looks like its me then... don't worry I only failed my test twice

*hands the stuff to wiro and gets into the drivers seat*

*chicks stuff into the back*

you did pass it once didn't you?

what sort of question is that?

now where is the gear stick

...

it is an automatic gear change.

oh sorry there its an automatic

*starts the ignition and the truck rumbles to life*

Is everyone on board?</>

is legers coming?

*puts the truck into drive and the accelerate off down a narrow pass, with a sheer drop either side, they speed up*

Don't be afriad I have never done this before *laughs*

*looks at retreating spies wondering why he was left behind*
*hefts Mr M's body over his shoulder and walks to the Helicopter pick up point*
well if they're gonna forget our ride home they can...

~Skenvoy