h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*An unexplainably asteroid-riddled satellite falls from the sky and takes out the driver. It sprouts a cloud of shrapnel, a largish piece slicing into rule one's kneecap, giving a temporary limp. It also pierces the gastank, forming a rapidly expanding pool around the truck.*

lmao

*gases the survivours*

*takes the uniforms and all forms of identity from them gets out of the truck*

*creates a spark that ignites the the leakign fuel*

*the resulting fire then burns al evidence*

*returns to base*

our base cannot be damnaged in anyway blah blah, as the enemy dosn't know we are here, and we aere still in the planning stages


where are all the other spys?

wasn't teh plan to let tehm come round later so they wouldn't know that someone had been there?
*the terrorists do not have uniforms as such, just regular clothes*

~Skenvoy

ok then
*dresses in a regular unspylike way*

the satalite crashed destroying the truck ...


happened cos in the otehr mission a i destroed tehre satlites with a freak natural event. so this is the after math.

*no longer has limp as in all gd films, a cahnge of scene = clean clothes and all injuries healed*

so erm i guess we should go into the camp...
before thay think something strange has happend

i say we go in and report what has happened, then when they go crazy and all leave we can take a look around.

yes we were attacked by spys...
thay blew up the truck....

we threw a model satalite onto the truck to make it look like an accidnet so extodenary that it must me true.

yes
that can trust us

once in a priority should be to find a secret tunnel in to the camp.

yes...
somewhere thay wont see us but if thay do we wont look suspisious...

lets go then

*starts walking*

*walks near wiro*

so you gonna tell them or will i?

*puts hands up*

I'm in an enemy uniform, don't shoot!

Flashes ID card etc.

The Professor
Societas Eruditorum

*some casual people walk out from behind a distant tree and stroll off*