h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Steps out of the shadows. Before the three sentries can react there are knives protruding from various parts of their anatomy*

Hmmm, bit slow but still no bad.

*removes a blowpipe and fells second attacker aproaching Wiro*

HE WAS MINE

*shoots a man aproching Baazzaar*

now we are even

*takes out a smoke grenade and chucks it into the cab of one of the trucks.*

That will wake him up

*The cab door opens and a man stumbles out and trips over b's conveinently placed foot*

ANYONE WANT TO SURRENDER

or do you want to be captured and interogated?


*darts a man trying to escape*

I'm going back to the airstrip in the previous town, to see if I can find a helicopter, so I can make sure no one escapes by watching from above.

This conveniently excuses me from doing anything too strenuous, as I'm feeling a bit tired for all this at the moment

SPRINT TO THE HELICOPTER, THATS AN ORDER

*sprints to the helicopter*

*considers putting WIRO up for promotion after this mission.... decideds the world isn't ready for the ensuing chaos*

~Skenvoy

thats more like it a bit of enthusiasm

*feels like a bit of hand to hand combat*

goes after a goon

*puchs trip kick*

*SNAP!!!!!!!!*

right whos next!!!!!!!!!

*all those near WIRO drop here weaopns and surrender*

*flies over area in a brand new Bell JetRanger*

Oi! You in the tree! Get down from there!

WIRO, the third tree to your left, there's a grunt about halfway up. Apart from that, the area's secure

*picks up a weopn that one of the grunts just dropped .. fires it realises that the sites are messed up due to porr manufactor... thinks aims again taking into acount dodgy site ... fires ... guy falls out the tree*

*catches man falling from tree and puts on his clothes, throwing away his weapon because it's clearly inferiour to any of the squads*


The Professor
Societas Eruditorum

*lands*

*stands watching the goons give up or die...*
good job you lo9t... well i will make spys out of you yet
*leves a small present for any goons that remain and walks round the others to see if there are any willing to be interagated*
it seems thay dont want us to question them...
*turns towards the goons who have fled to a neer by wall*
ok you lot whos up for and ?
*several run over for no aparent reason but thay must want the tea and cake as thay eat it then fall misteriously unconsious*
*alks over to those remaining and takes them into her custody*

*runs off and disappears*

*comes back with all the new and up to date weapons (such as rocket launchers new shoulder pack rockets, gernades gernade launchers, sniper rifles, mounted machine guns, infared googles, and x-ray googles, and all that other stuff and an apache helicopter, and a vulcan)*

HAHAHAHAHAHA Beat this!

*turns and an army comes out of the helicopter and the vulcan and starts firing at the spies*

*flies off and drops a bunch of mines around the spies and disappears all of a sudden a tank rolls up*

HEEHEEHEEHEE I am evil!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*looks over teh cliff at teh next village ....*

you missed


*the village smoulders and the population looks VERY ED OFF



anyone wann help me look inisde one of the lorrys?

sorry that lasrt post ment to say

VERY ED OFF


(that'll teach me to rember to preview)

Or at least double check your spelling.

*continues firing at the spies and laughs because of the smouldering town but radios to one of his own men there to get the town together to attack the spies because they were the one that destroyed the town*

*Taps Gangorlas on the shoulder*

You realy should check to see who is in a helicopter before you take off.

AHHHH S**T!!!!!!!!!!

*presses the self destruct button and aims it right for the nearest obstacle and hit it causing the copter to blow up*