h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and do you know were we can find him...
we would like to ask him some questions of our own

Yes some QUESTIONS.

*man with the clip board takes off his maks and turns out to be Legers*

Sorry for being a bit late, I was doing some under-under cover work

the LOCAL person is right about the trucks going over those hills. Its usualy unmarked eighteen wheelers driven by masked man. I tried to being a warehouse person (thus the clipboard) but they didn't fall for it

Hmm, that seems to agree with what my source had to say.

Apparently the trucks follow the same route each day, but he was not totaly sure of the route

ok as soon as we have some more usful info that will hopefully reasure us of what dfirection to go in we will go

In the next town there is a local wiseman who might be able to guide you through the hills to these people you speak of. There will be a price though I believe.

*wanders off to do farm things*

*runs off into the hills covered in max factor camoflage paint (yes the birtish army uses max factor)*

i will see you later, i may be with you i may not, i shall just be keeping a low profile and looking out fro anyone who is more suspious than me

be careful that cam cream gives really bad spots and blocked pores. Trust me, I'm a cadet

which force ... and i know about teh spots, but thats also cos (and i have overheard amrycadet officers say this) they give you the crap stuff

Listen, I happen to have a few goats with me. I'll go and look for someone who can show us directions.

Remember the wiseman.
He lives in the hut with the red stripe.

*yeah we do get the shite stuff. But even if you use the nice stuff it still gets in the pores *

*sneaks off to make sure there actually is a wiseman*

*consults map*

Well, the next village is called Fingro-balk-hrinble. I *do* have a smattering of the local tongue... now, what does that mean...?

*murmuring to self*

...conjugate... substantive... perfect passive participle...

Got it!

The next village is 'Village of the Wise Man'!

*continues off into the hills*

(kat im a seacadet, but i got my full bore shooting badge when the army cadets invited us to go, you are such kind folks. the funny bit is that it was mine and my mates 2nd time full bore, and we both got your 2 star, and none of the army cadets that were there got anything.)

*Takes out a compass and consults it for a few moments*

Norths that a way.

*pionts to the north*

Which way to the village?

(I was an RAF cadet for a while. And the stuff that we got given was awfull. It took ages to get off)

(hehe. ATC is crap have actully been told by someone that was in the RAF that it is just a recruiting area for the RAF)

(it sounds a bit like stage makeup )

*moves unseen in the hills*

(nah stage makeup comes off far more easily. And I wassn't in the ATC I was in CCF)

(depends what tipe of stage makeup you get... if its the cheeper stuff its sticky and levers your skin all horable)

right we should probably set off to see the wize man....