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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 26, 2003
*brings a long rope out of her bag*
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U218534 Posted Jul 26, 2003
*catches up*
Oh good, I thought youd gone without me 
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Jul 26, 2003
Well you're not a very good cleaner, I mean look at all this dust on this control console! You can hardly see the flashing blinking lights!
*dusts off console, accidentally pressing a button*
*a cage falls on Reefgirl*
Uh oh, I'm very sorry. Just sit tight, I'll try looking down the corridor for something that could help, like a cage lifter, or some other electronic thingy...
*Deus walks off*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 26, 2003
*Bangs foot on the floor 3 times and a trap door opens and she slides out*
Phew it's a good job I had that failsafe installed
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 27, 2003
Its pretty high here.
I'll go first. Wait for my signal from the bottom and go after me.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2003
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 27, 2003
*a sliding sound heard and than a light thump*
Ouch! Ok, its really dark over here so put on your night vision. Seems to be clear.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2003
*turns on night vision*
*walks towards the shaft but trips over a shamless plug A1123372 and falls down it*
Heeeeeeeeeeeellllp!!!!!
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U218534 Posted Jul 27, 2003
*runs towards shaft, watching out for the plug*
... are you OK?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2003
*holds onto a ledge with the tips of her fingers*
erm... not really...
*slips slightly*
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 27, 2003
Thi little piggy went to the mall, this little piggy went to the car shop....
Worry, just messing around
*Using a safety rops get Anthea stabilezed*
You can coutintue the climb
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U218534 Posted Jul 27, 2003
*tries to think of line from cheesy film*
Quick, grab my hand!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2003
*trys to reach for joes hand but slips*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 27, 2003
I"VE GOT MY BLOW UP BOAT
*shile Anthea falling Legers, starts blwoing up his boat*
Not ...enought.....air..........
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 27, 2003
*Sits at a bank of moniters stroking a silver tabby & white cat sitting on her lap*
Come back Meester Bond all is forgiven
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Jul 27, 2003
Hmmm... there's got to be something around here to free the cleaning lady...
*opens closet, walks in, and falls into gaping abyss*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
*15 hours later*
Aaaaahhh!!!*whump*
*turns on light, finding himself in Reefgirl's secret lair with the monitors and the cat*
Aha! I found you!
*a bang is heard as Deus shoots the gun a little bit to the side of the cat*
Now, if you don't tell me your secret plans, I might 'slip' a bit and your cat may have a 'horrible accident'!
Well?
*long silence*
Come on! Answer me!
*there is a moment of horror as Deus realizes that, in shooting a bit to the side of the cat, he has accidentally shot and killed Reefgirl*
Oh, shoot.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 28, 2003
*Sit's up and groans*
Thank god for Kevlar
*gets up and punches Deus*
That's for hurting my cat
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 28, 2003
*Catches Anthea*
Well there ya go.... UP THERE, COME DOWN. JUST MAKE SURE YOU USE THE ROPE!!!
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Jul 28, 2003
Well, I didn't hurt the cat. I only made a threat to hurt the cat, and the bullet went far off to the side of the cat, like this-
*Deus shoots the gun again, at the exact same spot*
-and left the cat perfectly unharmed.
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- 101: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 26, 2003)
- 102: U218534 (Jul 26, 2003)
- 103: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Jul 26, 2003)
- 104: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jul 26, 2003)
- 105: LegersV007 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 106: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 107: LegersV007 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 108: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 109: U218534 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 110: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 111: LegersV007 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 112: U218534 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 113: U218534 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 114: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 115: LegersV007 (Jul 27, 2003)
- 116: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jul 27, 2003)
- 117: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Jul 27, 2003)
- 118: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jul 28, 2003)
- 119: LegersV007 (Jul 28, 2003)
- 120: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Jul 28, 2003)
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