h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well you seem to enjoy shooting people a little too much...

~Skenvoy

me bos nah what gives you that impresion!


*have some*



*have some*




andy agent jesterty(at times)

Phew talk about Testosterone overload, you boys wanna calm down and set off the explosives,*massages Jester's shoulders* repeat after me I am calm! I am calm! I AM CALM!!!!!

Scarlet

*phew thanks scarlet *

i dont know what got over me



hav.......................



*calm *



*calm*


andy agent

well that will save on the psychiatrists pay!! Ok, Skullock are the bugs planted?

~Skenvoy

bugs nooooooooooo...................


*have some*



*have some*


*th the the bu...............gs*


*there attacking me..................*



jester

uhhh... the bugs are little bits of plastic and metal!!!! So they can't attack you!

~Skenvoy

*sorry i was just having a flashback*


*i'm ok now*


andy

as long as you are ok

~Skenvoy

*yeah fine boss*


whats the next mission?


andy

*pushes button on watch and clothes change from Mrs Peel-esque catsuit to Doctors white coat and thick glasses* Vell Mr Agent Jester as you know I am Dr Titan Knutz and I vill be here to help you wiz your problem wiz zer bugz, if you vill lay on ze couch zen ve can begin.

<love Scarlet

*makes myself comfortable*


andy

Uh, 'Dr. Knutz' could you go and blow up the safe please and steal the valuables and then photo any papers in the safe? As soon as that is done we are out of here...

~Skenvoy

Ah...ok Guv, later Jester ok *pushes button on watch and changes into black ski pants, black and white jumper, mask and black beret*

*creeps towards safe and pushes Plastique into the cracks, fiddles with fuse and unwinds it back behind a pile of handy sandbags* ok DUCK *pushes plunger* BOOM

Ah I love a good bang.....erm explosion

*coughs and waves smoke away from face, beckon's Skenovy and Jester to follow*

Scarlet

* great explosion*


*hmm most of the papers have been burnt*



andy

*watches from security room as 5 guards come up behind Reefgirl*
*runs at full speed across compound till he reaches the safe room*
*pulls out uzis in each hand and points them at guards*
FREEZE
*whispered*Scarlet continue with your mission, I've got you covered

~Skenvoy

*drops from sky in catsuit made of that material that tubaman made so nicely invisable unless I want people to see me*
skenvoy *over mike*
i read the backlog what went on? back at base were getting messages from other groups, please report back to me, weve lost our cover.
we can gain it back, I have a plan get everyone around to point B on the map, thats point B the emergency room we set up.
p.s. base kinda got a little singed.

well I think actually we're almost done... we've been blowing stuff up... but hey its fun!!

~Skenvoy

Oh bugger you're right Jester the paper's are a little scorched, still I'm sure that the Boffins back at HQ have got some gizmo that'll make them readable *serches through rest of stuff in safe*

Hello pictures *shuffles photos* ARRRRGGGGG OHHH MMYY GODDDDD NOOOOOOOO
IT'S LAST YEARS CHRISTMAS PARTY !!!!!!, HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THESE

*collapses in hysterics on the floor*

Scarlet

i'm sort of busy holding these guards up, can anyone go and help scarlet?

~Skenvoy