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for Ralph go Terrania! I was among the first true enemies (Thundercats) And of course, am also now in the Army..

*waves to the helpful she*

Okay, what do I do now?

Well?

have to ask skenvoy now, im not very good at this bit, sorry
not too helpful after all.

ok, well saint she already asked but two q's; what codename do you want and what department do you want to be part of?

~Skenvoy

Okay, what departments are there?

well we have agents (if agent do you want a special job e.g. assasin) and gadgetry!! If you wanna make one up go ahead!

~Skenvoy

Assasination sounds cool. And as a codename: The Dúnedain

i was being helpful and he didnt notice

don't worry, you can be helpful to the next new member!

Ok Ralph you are part of Cell 4. If you go to the briefing room thread which you can find on themain page that should keep you up to datye of activities etc.

~Skenvoy

i hate it when you say dont worry

sorry said I wasn't gonna do it again didn't I!!
but as I said you can be helpful to the next new recruit we have!

~Skenvoy

Okay She you can be helpful with me. I am already a member but I do not know which cell I am in. Can you please inform me which one I am in?

ooo yey
ill just go check
*goes off singing im on a miss im on a miss*

Hello... I've been reading up on MI42 and I would like to have the chance to join it...


I have certain "skills" that may be beneficiary to MI42... I know how to be a "double agent" with a mastery of disguise... I am also a crack shot with a sniper rifle and I've been known to lurk up to people without their knowledge... I can also make chocolate chip cookies... yum...


My previous lines of work have mainly been "spook" undercover ops... dealing with former KGB members and establishing a line of code for British agents that is completely unbreakable...



So ummm... you've read my "file"... have I lived up to your requirements... Sir?...


My codename is Serj Tankian... or Agent Smith... or .47 any are fine... and if you need any double crossing agents "removed"... just give us a bell and I'll be there for ya... lol...


Over and out...



Serj

sure you can join, I'll add you to a cell now... I assume you want to be a 00Agent?

~Skenvoy