h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*turns to McKay*
I told you once!

Never be rude to a Gorganzola...

*shouting back to Master B*
We ... *rest of sentence is unheard, due to a sudden outburst of loud music from the bazuiki*

Ooh, I like a nice tune, you're forced to.

I am one who delights in all manefestaions of the turpsequean muse.

*Turns to EV*

no you didn't

Didn't I? Must have been someone else then.

Damn this queue - excuse me is your name Bruce?

Certainly is, Bruce.

Phew - that should at least avoid confusion Bruce.

This here's the Wottle,
The emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle,
You can hold it in your hand.
Amen.

Amen! Crack the tubes!

So. The University of Australia Philosophy Society is in session.

What chances of the rules getting chopped nowadays ? Especially rule 1.

The Philosphers Song

Eeeeeeeeeeeeemmanuel Cant
was a real p1ss act
who was very rarely stable,
Eidegger Eidegger
was a boozy begger,
who could drink you under the table.
William Hume,
Could out-consume
Wilheim Fredrick Heigal
and Wickenstein
was a beery swine,
who was just as sloshed as Schleigal.
There nothing nature couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently p1ssed.

John Stuart Mill
of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy
was particularly ill.
Plato, they say,
could stick it away,
half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle,
was a begger for the bottle,
and Holst was fond of his dram.
And Renee Descartes
was a drunken fart
I drink therefore I am

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker, but a begger when he's p1ssed.


Hah ! Tired, sober and at work and can still churn this out.

Amen!

Is anyone here interested in photography? Eh? Photographs, eh, he asked them knowingly...

Double Gloucester?

B

*trying unsuccesfully to ignore the din behind Master B*
Sorry Sir, We haven't had any for a while...

IT WOULD APPEAR -

Sorry...It would appear to be a bit quieter now.

Do you have any boursin?

B

Boursin'? I like a bit of boursin', know what I mean, eh? Eh? Nudge nudge! Say... no... more!

Boursin, eh?
We haven't had much of that in stock recently...

Oh Boursin eh? Very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the worker... by hangin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differances in our society!!!... if there's ever going to be progress...*Is flattened by a flying *

Hmmm...what about Bel Pease, then?

B

Sorry Sir...


*i'm going on holidays to Fiji... I'l be back on the 11th Jan...*

J.J