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DJR Posted Mar 10, 2003
The Queen & President Bush
At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.
They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses. As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well.
But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous.
She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought... You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses."
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Thin Lizzy Posted Mar 12, 2003
Love it!
I knew a good one about nuns and mushrooms but it's very tastless and rude!
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Fraeya Posted Mar 23, 2003
terrorists had captured tony blair, bill clinton and george bush and were about to shoot them. Bill clinton shouted LOOK ,the terrorists looked and he climbed over the wall and escaped. then tony blair shouted ITS THE POLICE, the terrorrists looked again and he also climbed over he wall and escaped. george bush knew he had to shout something to distract them so he shouted FIRE
i liked that one
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Thin Lizzy Posted Mar 23, 2003
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see the role played by the Irish in jokes is rapidly becoming replaced by George Bush!
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Fraeya Posted Mar 31, 2003
lol yeah he is MUCH thicker i mean who'd want to be president of america its a death sentance
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Fraeya Posted Apr 3, 2003
another 1 they had on dead ringers
sir your spies have some intelligence of saddam
george bush: i stopped listening to intelligence long ago
very true
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Fraeya Posted Apr 10, 2003
definatly
this is one i came up with when we were GOING to the isle of wight
on the ferry with us was a milk lorry and i said 'but i thought milk came out of cows' (i.e. Cowes the port on the isle of wight)
very bad that 1 but i thought it waas good at the time oh well i was only 11
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Thin Lizzy Posted Apr 10, 2003
It's a good joke if you know that cowes is a harbour. Otherwise it falls a little bit flat.
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Thin Lizzy Posted Apr 11, 2003
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmm... How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final fontier.
A bit old, that one.
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