h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aren't you afraid of a visit from Goths Men In Black for getting this design from them? Or did you pay them off in kind?

We have a deal, but I cannot reveal the details due to the fact that a Goth non-disclosure agreement is a fearsome thing.

Goths MIB . Ah yes. I shall write that phrase in biro on passing pieces of paper, along with some other calligraphic entities relating to this, ah yes, all this.

Heheheh. Nice one.

Remember to use purple paper.

Ah yes, yes, yes. Purple paper. Hah! I get it! Purple! See, I know all, despite the chuckle that I hear coming from the chimney. What have I been reading? you ask me. Ah, I have been in a world where there are Purple Books. Where people fear they might be going sane, and who hallucinate saccharine cinema, and meet old ladies with faces like apple core carvings. Recognise this world? Erm ...wait a minute, I got my threads mixed up. . I refer,of course, to a story entitled Sanity, also in this edition of the Post.

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