h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's a good read if a bit protracted. Obviously a northern pub, but speaker is a bit too hard on the home counties. That is where your diatribe goes a bit over the top and the change from relative seriousness to pub orator is a bit too abrupt too strong and too long. As a died in the wool northern practicing socialist and pug/club goer I have some sympathy with the basic premise of the entry. Bankers, them as'va never bin north of t'Wash and the public sector have a lot to answer for.
PS. Farmers get away a bit light.

For died read dyed -oops! -

Ah well, that's Ziv for you. He definitely aligns himself with the land-owning classes. You're right too that the first bit's too long and the last bit's too sharp. It all had to be fitted in though, and at least we didn't get Mickey suggesting cannibalism.

Decko reckons it's hilarious but he's easily pleased. I haven't seen the others yet.

'Aven't bin int' pub lately.