A Conversation for The Official h2g2 Winter Party, London 2003
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Abi Posted Dec 3, 2002
If you are only getting him an S Club Juniors CD then how are we standing on the whole 
issue?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 3, 2002
Yup that's it, "pony" = "moany" = "whining irritaiting children who can't sing for the toffee which they couldn't even eat as it would mess up their personal training regime and oh shock horror how would it look to be a 10 year old and not be seen in designer clothes and with bleached blonde hair"
*thinks she may have some issues she needs to deal with* 
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NexusSeven Posted Dec 3, 2002
I was thinking more 'pony & trap', but yeah, your one works too. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 4, 2002
Oh...I see what you did there!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
Well, I hope you all have a really miserable time. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
It's not too late! You could still come?
*grins eveilly*
Or you could still let me take you up on the offer of going to your party thingy? 
Besides not sure if I can go now, I've been ill all week so it's looking dubious... maybe I'm allergic to h2g2 meets as I was really ill before the summer one 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
I told you you could come to my party thingy!
I also told you you wouldn't enjoy it. But the invitation still stands. It starts at 7:30 tomorrow evening, so you'd better get a move on. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
*laughs*
It's very tempting just to see the look on your face when I turn up and you have to explain to your family that I'm some crazed fairy from off the internet :-p
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
I'll offer no such explanation. I'll just leave everyone else to try and work out who you are.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
*sniggers*
Even if I turned up wearing my fairy wings?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
Especially if you turned up wearing your fairy wings.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
You know I'd tell them that you invited me right?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 25, 2003
Yes, I'm sure you would. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 26, 2003
*laughs*
So how was it? I better get a proper invite next time you know!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
That was a proper invite! You never turned up! 
I'll make sure you get a proper written invite to their next diamond wedding anniversary. It wasn't as bad as I'd expected - I'd expected it to be horrendous, and it was just awful.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 27, 2003
*smiles*
So was not proper! If it was proper you'd have meant it and I'd have gone just to irritate you...erm I mean out of kindness....
So why was it so awful? I know family gatherings are bad but they're not normally that bad? Funny normally...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 27, 2003
I invited everyone on h2g2, and not a single one of them turned up. 
I'm guessing your family gatherings don't involve bagpipes...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 27, 2003
It'd be cool if they did!
Actually they do now I think about it...well the scottish side of my family anyway!
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- 41: Abi (Dec 3, 2002)
- 42: NexusSeven (Dec 3, 2002)
- 43: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 3, 2002)
- 44: NexusSeven (Dec 3, 2002)
- 45: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 4, 2002)
- 46: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 47: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 24, 2003)
- 48: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 49: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 24, 2003)
- 50: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 51: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 24, 2003)
- 52: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 53: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 24, 2003)
- 54: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 25, 2003)
- 55: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 26, 2003)
- 56: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 27, 2003)
- 57: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 27, 2003)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 27, 2003)
- 59: Jamie (Jan 27, 2003)
- 60: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 27, 2003)
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