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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
Okay.
You won't enjoy it.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
No no, it'll be fantastic, are the Steps fans? Besides it'd be rude to turn down the invitation...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
Hmmmmmmm.
They're not Steps fans, no.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
Fantastic, then they should like SClub! Theres a great rivalry between the two fan groups you know. Maybe I could bring along some CD's for them?
*needs a sniggering smilie*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
Actually, yes, that's a great idea! With a bit of luck it'll drive away all my nasty, ugly, cantankerous relatives, and then we can go to the pub. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
*laughs*
Or I could charm them all with my tales of good deeds and charity work and get them to stick around even longer? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
You could tell them your Eddie Irvine story!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
You're just jealous!
Besides, I'm very good around old people, the seem to like me because I have curly hair, once they've done the whole "when you're my age you'll be glad of hair like that, I have to get mine permed every pension day" then they feel free t chat to me for hours... in fact most days on the bus I get an old lady sit next to me and chat away her life story, it's very strange 
Ian finds it very funny but it is kind of worrying... I suppose it's because I got to hone my skills when working for the hospice
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
I didn't know you'd met my gran! 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
You see! It's just a thng with old ladies and people with curly hair... actually the scariest moment ever was when I was working in the hospice shop and this old man attempted to flirt with me I had t run away very quickly going ick. But all the same, I bet by te end of the night I'd hve your grandparents ad their friends dancing away to Britney
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
"...this old man attempted to flirt with me..."
I didn't know you'd met my grandad! 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
*laughs*
You see I'd fit right in... still not as bad as when I was waitressing at a wedding and we assumed the best man was the one flirting with us al until the bride kissed him... and let me guess thats your brother? cousin?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
No, I think that was Mrs V's first husband.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
Ermmm...
*thinks of holes and digging*
Like I say...
*hums*
Sounds fun!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
Fun? Fun... fun...... oh yes, I remember that.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2002
Now you're making me feel sorry for you... that's not right
OOOOooooooh I have a new CD!!! "It's a Rainbow" It's amazing "Rock on Zippy"!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2002
*now has the Rainbow theme stuck in his head for the rest of the evening*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2002
*grins*
Then my work here is done
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2002
*grins*
Then my work here is done
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