h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll be coming along too with Croz, could you please sign me up Abi

When I told him that I had signed us up for the meet my boyfriend told me that 'the only people you ever meet on the net are perverts and bunny boilers. Could you all please were some sort of badge identifying which you are? It will makes things easier in the long run...

and that should have been 'wear'

Your b/f can chat to H, Kelli. He's not a hootooer either

Maybe he should get into contact with Lifon's parents who think we're all axe murderers ...

"'the only people you ever meet on the net are perverts and bunny boilers. Could you all please were some sort of badge identifying which you are?"

I think I'd wet myself laughing if everyone turned up wearing badges that said either 'pervert' or 'bunny boiler'...

Kelli, just to help us, could you indicate whether the comment from your b/f was made in a hopeful or a negative manner?

I've boiled bunnies. I've also baked then, roasted them and fried bits of them.

Right, so that is KA noted, come on the rest of you, own up!

Ictoan, it was more of a horrified 'You've signed me up to WHAT?!' comment

I don't think he had considered the possibility of axe murderers, I'll have to let him know about those.

Has he still got both his kidneys?

Oi you lot! You are not meant to be chatting here. Kelli - do you want a ticket for your boyfriend too?

Abi

Yep, I think I asked for two when I signed up originally though


for the chatting Abi, I'll pop over to the other thread and ask people to own up there

Thanks - and no need to worry. We make everyone wear a name badge!

I didn't think name badges were mandatory



Bassman

Are my last year's badges still floating about in the office or should I get new ones?

Abi, I know you said I'm on the list, but I can't see my name on the list of attendees... Or do you have a different list?

My mum's just the same- she thought you were all white slave traders

Which is why I was economical with the truth before I went to the last one...she trusts you all now though.

Surely that's got to be a mistake? Trusting *us*?

I don't think so

You can tell *she's* not met us then