h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Reappears with the plasticine.*

I ALWAYS do my research. Fine. The ultimate sacrifice for the sake of the world.

*Walks to the edge of the chasm, turns around, and slowly falls backwards, the plasticine clutched to his chest. He vanishes, never to be seen again, having finished what he set out to do.*

*Mystrunner hits the concrete, and in a flash of light, he explodes into a flash of brilliant light, his own life energy, decimating the plug, and taking with it the remains of the plasticine.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the end, Legion. You will regret your very spawning.

*Brandishes sword, means business*

En garde!

im not gonna kill u legion
im going 2 torture u so much that wud b ur only mercy!
*pgs normally brown eyes burn a fiery red and she is surrounded by a white light.she turns 2 legion*
so do u think uve got me mad yet!!!!
well youve seen nothing!
*picks legion up with superhuman strength and throws him so hard onto the concrete that it chips*
hope you didnt break any bones!wudnt want u to give up allready!!!!

now i know u know how the bring him back!do it!!!

*The ground begins to rumble as Mt. Damp starts to collapse.*


*An etheral figure forms in front of Y.S. and P.G. and beckons them forward, shimmers, and vanishes.*

*the anger part of pg slowly drains away*
i think we shud get outta here

*pops in in a slight puff of light green shimmery smoke*

Legionsy! Do I always have to protect you...?

*ignites her lightsaber*

Myst dear, what are you trying to do? Ruin my noodles for the rest of eternity? I mean, yes, this ring you gave me is great and all, but should you really go and throw the plasticine away? Can't we just, you know, keep it in the fridge for when I need it to steam my noodle bowls...? Please...?

*devastatingly cute sad grin thing*

*eyes glow red and the light around her glows bright white.pg smirks and draws her lightning sword*
u want warm noodles???this shud warm them up!
*directs bolt of lightning at jj's feet!*
and there is plenty more where that came from
*storm starts 2 brew in the sky*

*looks down at her boots which are steaming slightly and her face grows grim*

You ing pile of steaming !!!

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY RIKKU BOOTS!?!?!???


*lunges at Poison and pins her to the ground, and proceeds to punch her face in*

Take that and /that and some of //that// *pummel* you worthkess excuse for a humanoid!

Yank, give her a mullet cut or something!

Nice to see you, JJ. Just after the nick of time, as usual... That's right, hold her down...

*Puts the boot in on Poison Girl as she struggles to escape JJs death grip*

As for the plasticine, well, don't worry...your noodle bowl shall not go un-weighed-down. We haven't heard the last of the plasticine, I assure you...

*Cackles, but in a masculine way, before running off back to the BoE*

*with a bolt jj is sent flying into a wall*
*yawn*
i dont have time for this
anyway i hope it was satisfactory beating ten shades of hell outta my force field!
now if u'll excuse me i really dont have the time!!!

Chicken!

*Makes annoying 'cluck-cluck' noises at PGs cowardly retreating back*

chicken
*laughs*
im not the one whole stole the plastercine and then attempted 2 run off...MR LEGION
im not running no where im just not in the mood 4 people attempting to injure me over a pair of boots
if they mean so much 2 u...

there u go back 2 wot they were
*eyes go back 2 normal brown and force field subsides*
anyway this place is falling down so..bye!
*pg finds a gap in time and goes

*leaves back to BOE*

Yeah, run you... meanie!!!

theres just no helping some ppl!

How do you call that help, eh?

*growls, dissapears once more*

i shudda left her boots burnt!

Oh, you fixed them...?
*looks down*

Ah, so you did.

Thank you then.

*throws Poison a tootsie pop and scampers back to teh Boardroom of Evil to kick Legionsy some more*

thanx!
*then wonders y shes being nice 2 jj,shrugs and walks off*