h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drop a piece of buttered toast, that'll do it

Not the booze matter, it wouldn't.

Ah

But i know one or two Powers who'd gladly help out.

I'll leave it in your capable hands

You can do the duplo if you like, then we can compare results.

I haven't had my hands duplo since Alex was a baby

I'm not talking about the blocks, however cool they are. It's a phrase used in science for doing the same experiment twice in order to get more reliable results.

Ah I see

So, you game?

What's the experiment

Get some friends, feed 'm beer, then spirits. Write down the type and quantity of the beer, what time it was drunk. Then, do the same with the spirits.

Ah

Did you have many volunteers for the experiment

Haven't asked around yet.

Ah Right

I know a couple of people who'd be up to the challenge.

Recklessness and WereKitty?

Recklessness, yeah. Werekitty, I'd discount cos she'd probably be blind drunk before we got to the spirits stage.