h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why? doesn't this planet have defenses?

It has defenses, but no one wants to fight here everyones here for R&R

ah. good point.

I should warn you though, their idea of R&R involves drwoning babies and things of that nature

Hi everyone I have just woken up from a very long sleep.

kat

I haven't been sleeping *phew*

Morning, Jedi Girl.

hiya!

Hi Reefgirl, Hussassan and HDS have I missed much?

katrine

Only dancing and marshmellows

and a bit of a food discussion

all in all, not much

I think it's time for a barbie.

katrine

Sounds good to me, now we must do this in the traditonal way the men have to do it (it's a masculine rite) as women can't burn meat properly

oh look a conviently placed grill near the conviently placed cooler full of drinks
*Throws steaks on said grill*
how do you all like your steaks?

not too well done.......

one kinda done coming up
man cook meat, grunt

don't mind. just remember, if it aint black it aint cooked

*cracks open a chilled beer*

*grabs a beer for himself and takes a drink*
Story Time!
so there i was all alone then te...twenty of em jumped over da wall and started to circle round bout me waving ther jagged 'n rusty swords ther black eyeless sockets screaming for me death. they wanted me ta join em they did, and fer a minute there i'thought i might. Then i thought i ain't giv'n up with'out a fight so i took out me sword and rushed n'to em slice'n ther undead bones apart. ther voiceless screams cut through me mind nearly knocking me down but i had ta fight on,, slashing, hacking, and beating in the hollow heads of the poor men whose bodys had been resurected. It was an odd fight, for the only blood spilt was a little bit of mine, but the fight ended as grisly as the bloodliest i'd been 'n, ther bones wer scattered all over de ruins of the once fair city, half collapsed walls and croocked fallen towers lain waste by the stagnant waters of a once proud lake. Then i looked up from da scattered bones and saw him, the hellborn deamon of my restless nightmares

what do you think? made it up myself. now its someone else's turn to tell a story.