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DEHLI BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2003
I like duck a l'orange, but I don't know the french word for duck.
It's canard.
You can say that again, buv.
DEHLI BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!
F F Churchton Posted Jun 20, 2003
Only fools and horses work all the time!!!
DEHLI BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Jun 23, 2003
I'm getting kind of bored... Could someone please attack?
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 23, 2003
It isn't the size that counts. I'll have you know I'm a very good pilot.
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Mauritania Posted Jun 24, 2003
I think quite the opposite, it's quality, not quantatity!
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Terran Posted Jun 24, 2003
*Field-Marshall Vercingetorix, who has now retired as leader of the Terranic Army, has been brain washed by the Vogons. As such he is now commanding the 6th Plurred-Alpha fleet for the Vogon's.*
People of Terrania, I must ask you to wash your socks! Repeat - you must all wash your socks!!!
*This is followed shortly by a team of brain washers rushing back on to the bridge of the yellow ship, dragging him out and then re-brain washing him. A couple of hours later, he returns.*
People of Terrania, I have been told by the nice potatoe people, to forget about those socks, and move on to fighting for your lives, as we are about to knock you houses down with the force of 100 toothpicks. And you all know how powerful that is...
*The team of brain washers shrug their shoulders, seem to accept that, and leave him to it. None the less he does have a powerful arsenal of weapons behind him, so you might want to do what he says 
*
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Jun 24, 2003
*The Outlaw Star fires a few missiles at the Vogon ship.*
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Terran Posted Jun 24, 2003
*loads some actual Vogon's in to the torpedo tubes and fires a volley of them in to the nearest ship*
Jon Quixote Attacks Sarcastic Remarks About His Ship's Size.
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 24, 2003
we are being atacked by vorgons....
don't panic.....
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 24, 2003
*The first vessel of the Vogon fleet reels from the fire from the Outlaw Star. But then quite impetuously decides not to explode, and just floats there in the same way that bricks don't*
Theres no use in denying it. We will beat you to death with poor imitation Kylie Monogue posters. Repeat...
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Mauritania Posted Jun 25, 2003
The CGE missile launches seize up due to lack of activity and the lasers cause a massive power cut. Kylie runs across and attacks her only fan with Sunday newspapers!
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 25, 2003
*Verc is handed some Vogon poetry to read, which is sent over an interruptable communcations channel*
How Plurreled our thy Globblotchets,
That the globbuggled plurfilly hoops,
should verciferously participate in hoopacious fortitude...
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Mauritania Posted Jun 25, 2003
The CGE actiavte the ships speakers playing various Lighthouse family tracks opening to sooth peoples moods!
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 25, 2003
*Increases the sound level of the poetry reading to "I can't anything bu this damn poetry" level*
...for how fiblicous are those who most
hob-bloggedly boggle their fortitude...
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Mauritania Posted Jun 25, 2003
The CGE turn up the speakers to "Infinite decibells" the words "because we are gonna be, forever" can be heard across all frequencies!
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 25, 2003
*The volume goes up one more final notch for the reading of the poetry : "Damn it! My brain! I can't think of anything but this wretched poetry. Arghhh!!!!"*
...For only those who most,
hob-bloggedly boggle their fortitude,
will know how hoopacious that really is...
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 25, 2003
*
s around trying to deside which ones worse*
*sits and strts reading chaucer (English homework) therefore ignoring all sound*
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 25, 2003
...and hence all globboggling,
is hoopaciously froogy,
because if it were not hoopaciously froogy,
then there would be huge Grebutions all around...
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Jun 25, 2003
Nooooooooo! I can't sand it! Goodbye...Hussassan...*Deletes self*
My AI! OK, now you're gonna pay. *The Putlaw star fires everything it has at the Vogon ship, which thanks to numerous upgrades, is impossible to resist by any ship with the possible exception of a Yuuzhan Vong world ship, which chooses this moment to NOT make its appearance, so the Vogon ship is hit by the most powerful blast in the Universe, even more powerful than an exploding star.*
Brain-washed Verc's attack of the washed socks!
Terran Posted Jun 25, 2003
*Unfortunately at the exact same moment, the force of the worst poetry you've ever heard eminates from the ship*
...for while the bugfudgely hooples
are bugfodderly misconscrued,
The odious arm putty sent forth its
monacious talons and hoopaciously, faghlatterly, unconscrupiously,
ate the thing which had been the problem all along
*the most powerful force is blotted out by this most gruesome of awful poetry. But it did happen to shut all the lights, and the weapons off across the ship, which continued to obstinately exist*
So what did you think of the poem? 
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DEHLI BELLY ATTACK!!!!!!!!
- 1501: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 20, 2003)
- 1502: F F Churchton (Jun 20, 2003)
- 1503: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Jun 23, 2003)
- 1504: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 23, 2003)
- 1505: Mauritania (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1506: Terran (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1507: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1508: Terran (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1509: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1510: Terran (Jun 24, 2003)
- 1511: Mauritania (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1512: Terran (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1513: Mauritania (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1514: Terran (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1515: Mauritania (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1516: Terran (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1517: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1518: Terran (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1519: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Jun 25, 2003)
- 1520: Terran (Jun 25, 2003)
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