h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps we should simply keep all the women permanently gagged in dark basements

C'est la vie.

NO, gagging women isn't the life!
Not being able to win is life!
Stupid time lag/ slow typing.

it's like that joke, why do women ask you what time you come home, you lie, then they tell you the truth, so why ask?

To make a sodding point since men need thing everything explained to them, so they can understand!!!

, Nice one Admiral

Why do women feel the need to paint themselves like a bunch of friggin' red indians?

Or why do they get annoyed for having to use 1ATP to tilt the toilet seat into a position at which gravity will cause it to fall down the rest of the way, a process which takes 1/3 of a second in total?

What is with that, they complain about the loo seat yet why the heck can't they just do it, why do we have to do it?

Yeah, that's right!

And we don't complain about thm leaving it down.

That's because you don't fall in the bowl whhen you wander in bleary eyed first thhing in the morning, that's whhat I love about a house full of women thhe loo seat is always down

If I'm awake enough to raise the seat, and am even awake enough to AIM properly, how come you people can't see the friggin' thing is up!

I don't have that problem anymore

Bully for you.

Bet you couldn't live with 4 women

I wish

No you don't trust me

Hey, I hate to change the subject but I've just heard a weird abit of information across the wireless. The bloke who wrote the theme-tune for Little Britain also wrote the theme-tune to Stargate!!!