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A Scottish someone... poet, I think.

I see your Frank Sinatra and raise you Nancy Sinatra AND her boots!

(These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...)

D'you what I thought that said???


I see your Nancy Sinatra and het inferiour footwear, and raise you Elvis 'the King' Presly. And I'll throw in his so-called abductors too!

Did I what?

I see your Elvis&friends and raise you Sesame Street.

Know. Sorry. Not quite awake. The complete post should read:

D'you know what I thought that said??

I see your Sesame Street, and raise you the Muppet Show.

No, I don't... what did you think it said? *tensely awaits punchline*



Muppet Show, wow, that's a big one...

Errr... I see your Muppet Show, and... um... I raise you...

...


...

a hand puppet called Steve.

boobs. Nancy Sinatra and her boobs

I see your hand puppet called Steve, and I raise you Sooty!

*whispers back* Ah, you see, I didn't see that.

I have no idea who Sooty is, but I'll see it anyway and raise you a packet of raisins, a beetle, and three and a half biscuits.

Never heard of Sooty?????????????????????????????????



I see your packet of raisins, a beetle, and three and a half biscuits, and raise you a bottle of coke.

Never. What is it?

I see your bottle of coke and raise you a straw. *ssssslluuurrrrrrp* Thank you.

A puppet from a children's show.


I see your straw, and raise you a drinking glass with icecubes and a slice of lemon.

So, was I supposed to know it?

I see your glass with ice and lemon... very nice of you by the way!

*pours coke into glass*

*puts straw in glass*

*drinks coke*

...and in return, I raise you a perfect cappuccino.

I see your and drink it!!


And I raise you a packet of

Thank you *munch munch* and I raise you... god, I'm running out of things here... oh well, I raise you this article I'm supposed to read but I don't want to. Sorry about that.

I see your article, and raise you a exam in carbon chemistry, with polymer chemistry thrown in.

I see your chemistry exam, and raise you a fleece jacket.

I see your fleece jacket, and raise you Jason and the Argonauts.

I see your Jason and his Argonauts and raise you Hector and Andromache, and I'll throw in Priam and Paris as well.

I see your Hector and Andromache, and Priam and Paris, and raise you Zeus and ALL his girlfriends!!!!!

Whooooa...

I need to think about this one.

I see Zeus and crowd and raise you the half of a mountain!