A Conversation for World War Battlefield

Hospital

Post 101

spook

i'm too scared to stay in here by myself. i need someone to protect me. and that someone is you yankee-shoes. it's ur job to protect me. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

General Spook


Hospital

Post 102

Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again

Sir, yes Sir!

*Brandishing her smiley - towel, swaying a bit from poisoned drink, she hops on spooks hospital bed, crouches at the end of it, and prepares to protect her General, as she is a lowly Captain and has no choice*


Hospital

Post 103

Beatrice

Only one person to a bed, now. Off you hop.


Hmmm..poor choice of words given the foot injuries hereabouts...maybe.


Hospital

Post 104

friendlywithteeth

[Grandmother's Footsteps is a game you play at primary school: it was featured on 'The League of Gentleman' a very funny, but dark comedy on BBC, where a doctor took his patients home to play party games: and if you lost, they stayed in pain another week: very funny but quite dark!]

Psychos us....never smiley - evilgrin

Are we ready to operate?

I think that y-s needs some chalk for her upset stomach: have some antacids [now with real ants smiley - winkeye]


Hospital

Post 105

Beatrice

Scrubbing as we speak, Doctor!


Hospital

Post 106

friendlywithteeth

Fantastic!

Someone put on the latest video by 'The Calling': lets add some scary eyebrows to the equation!! mwahahahahahahahahaa!


Hospital

Post 107

Beatrice


Hospital

Post 108

friendlywithteeth

scary eyebrows evil smilie!


Hospital

Post 109

Beatrice

Doctor, will we be needing the Machine That Goes Beep???


Hospital

Post 110

friendlywithteeth

and the one that goes 'boop': we need to operate to the sound of beepboopbeepboopbeepboopbeepboopbeepboopbeepboopbeep boopbeepboop


Hospital

Post 111

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

right...

*goes to have alook at patient*

Which one of these wires is it that contols his heart?



-- DoctorMO --


Hospital

Post 112

Beatrice

I think it's this red one.

No wait! maybe it's the blue one. Gosh, I wasn't paying much attention in pre-med, I was too busy flirting with the male docs...

*flutters eyelashes at male docs present*


Hospital

Post 113

friendlywithteeth

atmospheric cackle...


Hospital

Post 114

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

I'v er.. got some oinment for thouse eyes in my cupboard... just after we get this done...

*takes out useless organ*

Are we in the right place? smiley - silly

-- DoctorMO --


Hospital

Post 115

Beatrice

as in....the hospital??

or, the chest cavity????

pssst, I'll meet you in the cupboard in 20 minutes


Hospital

Post 116

friendlywithteeth

now flirting with dr mo! you hoe smiley - winkeye


Hospital

Post 117

Beatrice

But...but... it was only to get stuff for my eyes!!!!

*Flutters eyelashes long and hard*


Hospital

Post 118

friendlywithteeth

yeah yeah.... I forgive you!


Hospital

Post 119

Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again

*incapacitated, passed out on the floor from combo of poison and ANTacid...smiley - towel sprawled across chest*


Hospital

Post 120

Beatrice

Doctor should we do something about this body just lying on the floor?


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