h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am come in because I am not feeling very well . My mouth is very sore and I cannot eat, I think I hit myself during the night when I was arguing with myself.

Very JA

I didn't know, sorry have you tried some iced cream?

-- DoctorMO --

Either that, or we could give you a painful gum injection

*Brandishes large syringe, squirts a little green fluid out of the needle. It hits the ceiling, and withers the paint*

Trust me, I'm a doctor...

*Advances ominously*

Better come and hide here under the bed, it's got all possible comforts, I've just finished installing the ice-cream machine

Not only am I Hotlips (and don't you forget it) I also work in a GP surgery. I am Mrs Raven. Hotlips Raven....

Well, just remember: I am ALWAYS here!

I think I will hide under the bed and have some ice cream from the ice cream machine. I do not like needles, it takes a long time before the pain wears off.

I have found it is my blocked sinsus, I should get a plumber in and unblock them.

Very Jedi Apprentice

what are you? the iron man?

why do you need a plumber to fix your noes?

-- DoctorMO --

Not all injections are painfull, my brother had one, and when they had finished he was still waiting for them to start! Then again, where there's no sense, there's no feeling!

When I used to give injections I found it terribly satisfying when the patient was sitting/lying there with eyes tight shut and they've braced themselves and being all brave that they can relax now I've finished, packed up and about to go.

how... sadistic

'A man may walk to his death, but it takes a brave man to know he's walking to it.'

-- DoctorMO --

We're all doing that, honey. It's just a matter of time...

And I'm not sadistic. I liked the fact that I DIDN'T hurt them!!

Have a sweet.

I like not being hurt.

OK so it's not sadistic, its... bohiemonistic, you enjoyed the fact that what you did, didn't have the expected result, positive or not. and would (in your eyes) have made them embaresed.

And many men as you way walk to there deaths, but can you dance?

-- DoctorMO --

Well, you can see by the way I use my walk I'm a dead man...



Perhaps not.

Perhaps I should leave my /wisdom/ to myself. I seem to understand it?

-- DoctorMO --

cc. we are all going to die, but it's how you get there that counts.

Life is unfair, after all, none of us survive!

I like that, "can you dance to your death?" Why not. And, at the risk of sounding philisophical myself, life is fair becasue we ALL die and in any case, some of us say it's only the body that dies. After that we get can about easily without schlepping around 8st plus of baggage. Which could be fun. And then we could schlepp around another one when we get bored of Paradise!

Now - time for a cup of tea.