h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the central command post on the terranic side of the battle field.
It is inside a small bomb shelter, with a desk and several maps at the wall.

Defence systems neutralised bombs set to detonate in 1 min at 18.15 bye

too bad ur bomb was a dud.

bombs should never have been invented

Is Dave a neutral in here?

i just dont belive in war

I am fairly peaceful in real life as well. If people spent as much money on peace as they do on war, there wouldn't be half as many problems as there are now. However, in here I am a bit partial to war games, as long as there is no harm in it.

Terran

Monkeys like me are normally used to be experimented on anyway, so I'm not that keen on wars.

Rabid Monkey

How can you be a member of the Terranic Army without believing in war? What's the point if you wanna be a soldier if you're not actually gonna fight? I think you ought to give up the army, Dave.

Just FYI, Terran, there is a way to use my thermo-nuclear-tickle device... but I am so caught behind in backlog I couldn't explain it at the time... are you interested in using it?

-Capt.Y.S.

the army should stop war not start it.fighting is not the answer

War glances at dave with dark amusement in his eyes.

War: They are welcome to try... perhaps i'll tie a hand behind my back to make it fair.

whats wrong with ending a arguement with words not ammo

nothing normally, however, when people who enjoy having virtual wars which are fun and hurt no1 then to fight using virtual ammo to destroy virtual everything and everyone in a fun environment is reason enough to let lose and have some fun and join in. join us dave. it's fun and no1 is hurt.

spook

i dont know how to play it

War walks up to dave and thumps him in the chest rather hard with his Maul.

War: see?

*Gets medic to patch up dave*

*looks at war* War, please don't hurt potential members

Dave there isn't alot of effort involved, just go to the Terranic Army (not Tyrranic [I never understand that confusion...]) page ( A814097 ) and sign up. Then you can take it from there. There are actually a couple of none fighting members, so you don't have to fight, we're always looking for new members to help our cause.

Terran

War scratches the back of his head with the Maul.

War: He's fine, I didn't even even break any ribs.... suck it up soldier!

*shouts, looking about*

Yo Yank!

Where's all this massive destruction you were on about...?

*swinging her lightsaber about in a decidedly dangerous manner*

Oh, and I brought the stuff from the mini-bar!

*opens her rucksack, rustles about in it, finds a random bottle of Tokay and downs it*