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of course not. spook corp provides u free weapons and services. others have to pay for these services. and i don't deal in money. i deal in other things. so i could use my business to help the terranic army. the spook corp can in no manner defect because it does not take sides, u r simply getting the services for free because i am a member. believe me, i have everything under control here and my loyalties lie with the terranic army.

Brigadeer Spook

just letting u know the spook corp is creating a battlefield which is neutral where battles can be fought.

Brigadeer Spook

Thank you Spook. Carry On Brigadeer!

General Terran

I'd like to order about 20 artillery guns with ammo ASAP!

ok. u might want to check what's in the weapons armoury and what's in the hangar before u satrt ordering lots of things tho.

I did-and I think we need 20 long-range heavy artillery guns.

ok. they'll be ready very soon.

u may also like to know that weapons development at spook corp is working on a long range lazer weapon. they r working on a prototype that should be ready soon. there probably won't be time for a test before it is needed. would u like the prototype for the battle? be warned, there is no guarantee that the weapon will work, and that the weapon will not explode.

what do u think?

How much use do you think it will be(If it works)?

if it works, it would be extremely useful for damaging their weapons and shooting their people from a long way away. it's disadvantage, especialy if it doesn't work is that the enemy would be able to see where the beam was coming from and might be able to destroy lazer which would be very damaging to us, however, it may be useful if the explosion is big enough to change the playing field slightly to give us an advantage. your the war strategies expert so it's up to u.

Brigadeer Spook

How big is it?
Do you think it can be mounted on a truck?

yes

OK, when can it be ready?

it can be delivered to the battlefield when the battle is. the long before the battle, the more time there is for it to be tested.

Shoal Prexy reporting to help, Sir!


I need a special personal Towel weapon w/ as many options as possible.
Major Shoal Prexy

What do you think it should look like Major?

General Terran

Bombs have been strategically placed in here and if you are reading this after 17.40 Sat 14th Sept then there is significant devastation all around you.Courtesy of Owletron

bombs deactivated by security systems. no need to worry people.

spook corp

Security systems deactivated and destoyed.
Bombs reset to detonate at 18.03 14/09/02

bombs were destroyed before, and u destroyed fake security systems. the real ones r hidden and r impossible to destroy. spook corp isn't stupid u know.

See previous posting on continuity. A496091

Right now, we don't need name calling. If this continues, the Knights may have to stand by a bit to promote fair play...