h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good morning everyone.

right, things have got back to normal now, so im here ready for a natter.

ive got plenty of and and and .

just put your orders in

h.xx

Helen.

I'll take everything you've got .

Hows everyone today? I'm got to go back to work after a wonderful week off .

Hi helen.. Don`t let that Sian loose on them bacon butties and what have you she will have the lot and not save any for me..so how are you doing and where is every one else hinding? etc WHERE ARE YOU?..i`m just waiting for my mate to call round then we can do a couple of jobs on my car ..(c.v boot needs replacing).. and for now to and ..XXXXXX..

hi

its great to be back and there is no one to talk to.

i wouldnt worry about there not being enough butties, to go round. i used to be in catering and cooking for loads of people is easier for me, than cooking for 2..

i dont know where everyone else is. im surprised that i havent heard from he had a busy weekend and is probably still in bed

have fun with the car and i will speak again later.

h.xx

Ehhhhh if there are enough bacon buties to go round...what are you waiting for...shovel them over



You calling me a pig?! ....
I reckon with the lack of food in this place people have had to go elsewhere . They should be flooding ack soon.

sian

if you eat that many bacon butties, you will end up as fat as me.. i better make them into BLT's

helen.xx

Awwwww!!! I'm hungry though!
You ain't fat I'm not fat...so heyyyyyy come on whip up some more.
Ohh, and don't want BLT's!

i just thought that the lettuce and tomato, would take a few of the calories away from the bacon

its a nice try though

Helen...

Please do carry on putting the lettuce and tomatos in, son't mind me picking them out, but and will enjoy them

hi all
did someone mention bacon butties
can--i'''please---have----one---
where have you all been eveytime i come in no ones here

marc which one did you mean was me the i expect

up the lders !!!!!
jinty

Hi jinty yes the was for you (i thought that was your tm.).. hi is there any or left or has eaten them all?? i don`t mind the BLTs as long as you hold the lettuce and the tomato.....Hi ..how are you tonight my little sweetheart??..XXXXXXXXX..

hi
i dont want to be a why cant i be a thats nicer and i am ly
if i cant be a helen can do all the
and i'll just sit and
me someone just one wee jinty

Hi Jinty ..i think we can let you have instead of ..and as regards a or a you are welome to one anytime you like..Hey nip and have a look at my space now done some more bits on there Looking good now..... ps now that your a there are 2 problems one you can`t eat and who is ging to light the bar-b-q.??

If anyone comes on here and i`m not back it is because i have just nipped for a quick bath ..(big bath) ..hehehehe ..back soon.. Everybody gone surfin, surfin USA..>>>..

Morning peeps...

I've terrible indegestion and feel really bloated afer all them BLT, without the LT, butties.

I'll stick to a glass of for now



Ekkk! don't put ideas into s head...who'd want to eat a cute little anyway?!



Don't eat me...please . If you are a what witch do you belong to?? hee hee

Hello Sian just been having a look into your postings and i decided to go back to where i found my socks etc and see if i could find your marbles..hahahaha.. won`t eat you she is on a diet so your safe..Oh bye the way i was waiting for you to come and scrub my back thats why it took me so long in bath..that and the waves weren`t good enough to ......
PS have you seen my space now??

Ok everyone the April fools joke..For the past couple of week there has been a person on Yoome2
who works for Telewest who couldn`t reveal his identity for fear of the sack..he was telling everyone that LD was coming back and that the only people who would be able to access the new LD where people who subscribe to Yoome2..he revealed that the launch day was supposed to be a secret but was counting down the days..he also revealed that he new all this because he had seen the computers testing out the system..on one occasion he was having an argument with one of the monitors who said `it isn`t coming back` to which he replied `and 3 moth before LD closed down it wasn`t closing down`..His user name was OOF_ILL_RAPS..at least 50 people did not see that OOF_ILL_RAPS is an anagram of APRIL FOOLS..yea what a buzzzzzz..hahahahaha

morning



the way that tlepest and LD has been playing up, its been an april fool since last september




dont worry wont eat you, she is too full from eating all of those cakes and bacon butties.




i dont mind making the for a while.. just to give you a rest..
the rate that we are all going, we will all be to tired to chat we will be having afternoon naps that stretch to all day


has anyone seen trish, lately or isnt she hungry?????

sorry jinty.

i made you into a . ive just checked my list and noticed a ...oooopsss