h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Infact, any facial hair that isn't eyebrows. Sorry chaps, but I loathe the stuff

People who don't like beards.

I must agree do not find women with beards attractive. I suppose I shouldn't say that as I have beard myself - but I am male if that's an excuse

I have a beard (well a goatee at least), I am a man and my partner loves it...the things that you can do with a beard apart from stroking it in an intellectual manner are fascinating!

Exactly! Beards are excellent for keeping crumbs in.

i also fing that goatees or "craig david" beards are an excellent way to hide double chins and "slim" the face. And lets face it a double chin is more unsightly than a beard

*shudders*

I don't mind sideburns though...*wistful look*

I've never known a man to keep a beard for any time, whose partner dislikes them. My wife likes them. Guess what I've got?

Sarge

What? I do- the lead singer from Supergrass has them too, don't you know

Aah...he may be balding, but mmm...

Calm down girl! Go and take a long, cold shower...

I will be goig for a shower in a minute, but it won't be cold. It's cold enough up here as it is

I guess you'll get cold enough when you get out of the shower then...

'm pretty cold now, infact. And now it's gone dark too

I can hear the rain dripping outside, too.

At least it's not been raining here today

theres no winning is there? "no facial hair except eye brows" but sideburns are ok?

Fuzzy logic always makes me smile