h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well whoever is here at the time is on duty ( if that makes any sense ) take whichever shift you'd like (I'm around during the day, as in RL I work nights) Lt Ralph's here during they day, I don't know about Creachy he's been on a secret mission since xmas, that's about it for the MP's here but if you want to be an Armed Rapid Responce MP it's fine by me, there's only one requirement you must be able to make and drink

Reefgirl

I guess I will be on the ARRMP. I can make , , and and I can drink all of them.
Frederick (first sniper)

Good, welcome to the Guardroom, the kettles on (it always it)

Reefgirl

*whisper* has he gone?

I think so why?

Reefgirl

Nope I am here Just doing a round sorry if I wasnt supposed to. So how are you guys this fine morning? *grabs a cuppa and sits down in a chair* Who is our prisioner these days? Do we still have Keveen the teenage Vogon?
Frederick (first sniper)

He hasn't said a word for days

*prods sulking Vogon*

Yep he's still alive, I don't actually know what to do with him, the vogons don't want him back could send him to a POW camp I suppose

Reefgirl

Yea maybe but we could... *whispers to himself* hmmmm...... would that work? i dont think it would ill ask someone.*finishes whispering* Hey reefgirl do u think we should try and get under ihis skin? (not in a literal matter) i think that might get him to talk.

IAM NOT!!!!! REPEAT NOT SHMOOZING UP TO A VOGON!!!!!, I've tried everything else except bribery, if you've got any ideas I'll listen

Reefgirl

No not shmoozing but never leaving him alone (like always asking him questions always rattling his bars of his cell just to annoy him and stuff), threatening him, and maybe even fulfilling one of those threats
Frederick (first sniper)

Sounds good to me, carry on let me see you at work

Reefgirl

Yessir (or ma'am but you never mentioned what you are ) I will. *turns to the vogon* Hello Keveen. How are you? *turns back to Reefgirl* Oh yes thats the other thing. To get the information you want just be nicer to the prisioners unlike the way you are treating them now. *turns back to Keveen* I am your friend, Keveen. If you want me to know anything you can tell me. I will be honest with you if you are honest with me. Do you hear?*turns back to Reefgirl* Also you have to be honest with them and what are we trying to get out of him? That might help me in trying to get information out of him.
Frederick (first sniper)

First I thought that the GIRL bit at the end of my name would have given it away, second we're trying to get battle plans and war stratagies out of him, your methods seem to be working only time will tell, carry on Fred

Reefgirl

Ok ma'am and sorry about that I am completely out of it. *turns to Keveen* Good afternoon Keveen. By the way I am Private Frederick but you can call me Fred if you want. I am going to ask you a few questions and you don't have to answer them just nod so I know that you heard me ok? First I want to ask you why you hate your parents. So why do you hate your parents? and do you want to get back at them anyway possible? If so why arent you cooperating with us? We could have your dad locked up by now if you helped us in the first place. But that was just a little degression, back to the main question. Why do you hate your parents? Oh yes I will ask you one question at a time so you arent getting confused or anything.

Good, very good Fred.

Reefgirl

Thank you ma'am but he still isnt talking. I think I will go to the next step.

I'm not sure I want to know what it is but carry on

Reefgirl

Well yes you may call it schmoozing but it isnt. i am going to be a little nicer to him and if that doesnt work im going to turn rotten on him. sound fair?

Good plan

Reefgirl