h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NO!! I'M CONFISCATING IT AND TAKING IT BACK TO HQ!!!

well okay then!

*walks away ing*

*suddenly stops*

*slowly turns around*

*eyes glaze over and narrow into slits*

*grits teeth*

*eyes turn red*

*starts breathing heavily*

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE!DIE!DIE!!!!!!!!!! *runs around waving chainsaw trying to cripple people*

DIE!!!!!

*gives Wonko an antidepressant*

that is, a happy pill

(otherwise known as naughty drugs)

*is violently high and massacres Ak for not giving him more*

*gives wonko as muc has he likes*

*does the some*

I have a whole bag of happy pills!

*wonko colapses as tehy are actully sleeping pills that he has just eaten*

wonder how long they will take effect for 1 2 ... 10 seconds?

waot what

*chains wonko down so that when the maltidude of drugs wear off he can't og crazy*

*burns all possible new sources of fuel for the cahinsaw*

*picks up some old files from where the War Strategy room was*

Don't mind me...

y are those files in the "cavern of evil plotting and general mayhem"?

i just mixed up thread AGAIN


just ignore me

mabygbe..

crude attempts at a one fingered "maybe..."

i seem to be mixing up what is happening in the war strategy room and the cavern of evil plottign and general mayhem ... note i have put a post in the wrong place in BOTH of them

* to the other thread to look...*

well the chainsaws are in the war strategy room...

and the pot plant is in the evil plotting thingy...

yeah ...... so teh thing is in the TA and the TA is in the thing