h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Look, it's a whole room just for cooking and things...

-- DoctorMO --

Ah! In my element!

*dances around to investigate her new realm*

*On inspection of the base*
Good clean kitchens you have in here Corporal VIP. But they are new so they should be. Think you can keep them that way VIP.

General Terran

But of course *sir*! I will endevour for them to remain as clean as is possible during the restraints of running a working kitchen!

Excellent. Carry on Corporal!

General Terran

Any chance of grabbiong a borban?

-- MedicMO --

borbon? Or bonbon?

I think he wants a biscuit

General Terran

Ah! I am understanding....

Right...


[does a quick scout around her new cupboards]


All I've got is the Rich Tea to go with our . I'll go and get some supplies

Are you going to be serving dinner today Corporal?

General Terran

I will indeed Sir. It's good hot grub, Shepherds Pie, vegatables and even a trifle to round off. Sound good?

Very good Corporal. Oh and can Have a cup of tea. All this inspecting the base is very thirsty work you know.

General Terran

*pours out a cup from the newly made pot*

Milk? Sugar? Help yourself.

*gestures towards the condiments*

Just milk please.

There you go...

*stirs*

Okay for you, sir?

Excellent. Carry on Corporal - *gives funny look*, your not looking for a promotion already are you?

General Terran

Huh? Just doing my job, Sir. I'm here to keep the boys (and yourself) happy anf content.

any chance of a cup of ?

Sergeant Major Spook

Yeah, hon... one sec... Milk? sugar?

milk no sugar