h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright, since you need a slightly more senior rank for your job I'll make you Captain. Congratulations Captain!

General Terran

Anyone who hasn't already done so will they please get their bunk in the Barracks (F97320?thread=205646). Thank You.

General Terran

And my first task is?

Our current Allies are the Potatoe army (the link is on the front of the page). So I suggest you talk to their leader Snowman, just to make sure everything in the garden is rosey. Oh and it would probably be a good idea if you got your bunk in the barracks (the link is above).

General Terran

I've secured the bunk, General. I'll check with the Potato army in the morning as I don't negotiate terribly well when I'm so tired. Is there anyone else that can be delegated to do it in my absence, if it's important?

Father Felonious, I would suggest you find your way to the Barracks. Or Alternatively you could find a convienient place for the base to Worship.

General Terran

Oh, sorry. OK, I'll go and build a chapel. Two chapels in fact: being a Welsh Methodist I have to have one that I *don't* go to.

WOOF

*stands to attention as best a can anyway*

There's a game going on at the battlefield! Well, there would be if there were more people to play!

Snowy, Are you joining?

General Terran

well, he posted at the sign in room and said he was standing to attention so my guess is yes so put him on list.

spook

Ah, very good... Your not after my job are you Brigadeer?

General Terran

well, i wouldn't mind being a general, but still second in command.

*salutes*

Snowy's my sir, she has many talents, the best is that she can sniff out a from a radius of 300 miles

Greetings. I'd like to join the army. Reporting for duty Sir!

CYBERHUMAN

ps. when u add me top the main page put my name in capitals please.

Greetings, Sir! *stands rigidly to attention*
As some of you may already know, I am a cyborg with far greater strength, intelligence and resistance-to-attack than humans, and I think I would make a formiable member of the Terranic army and a great advantage in battle. So, how do you feel about having a cyborg soldier on your team? *little smile*
By the way, if you need an Fighting Manouveres and Tactics Officer (FMTO) in your army, someone who is good at working out battle tactics and manouveres, just let me know on My Space.
Private CYBERHUMAN

Welcome to the team Private CYBERHUMAN. We're glad to have you on board. Sorry didn't get back to you sooner, a bit of a mad day. Anyway I've added your name to the ranks, and if you look on the front page you'll find the link to the Barracks where you should probably set up your bunk.

General Terran

A good friend of mine said you guy's might need a little help-so if it's OK I would like to join.

I recomended Exzyla, she could be of value to us she is a shutter-bug. We could us a photogtapher for proof of what really happens, ie Owlatron claiming we started all this. So if someone else trys to blame us for anything esle we can stuff the photos in their faces! I don't exactly know how to take photos on the internet but she the expert not me.
Major Shoal

Welcome to the team Private Exzyla. There is a link on the front page to the Barrack's, which is probably the best place to go next and get your bunk.

General Terran