h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh no! can't go further outit's cosy as it iscellar was just to keep the milk cool really

Sokay..it sort of adds to the surreal aspects of this clubhouse..such as burrowing members.

that was a reply to chikiblessings btw

oh no! can't go further outbiggrin it's cosy as it issmiley cellar was just to keep the milk cool really

Well go back to the den then.Or would you like your own shed?Complete with fridge?
I'd really like to keep the cupboard for storage purposes.I'm getting sick of falling over the ironing board.

okback't den, er! what's an ironing board ?

chases with a broom

aw! not Albert, he keeps the flies out

Not .......Prince Albert! He's OK its Victoria you have to watch.

and she's not amused

Watch out for Brown as well! The one that does a great impersonation of Billy Connolly!

better than the one in No10
off the tidy the den up a bit

Do you remember 'Don't say brown say Hovis' ad. Well a slogan came out at the time of erstwhile George Brown - Harold Wilson's FS, which said 'Don't say Brown say hopeless.'

I had booming great chase each other clean across the bottom of the bed the other night.

shivers running down spine nowI don't know where I got the sort of fear from, but can't sticks, slipper off and splator spray killer

Not keen, but they don't spook me.

Any way how is Doug doing?

Doug! ? not following there

Are you not dugging, sorry digging! How is the fork and where is all the muck?

can't dig a cellar, back to den


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Sure you don't want a shed of your own..I thought all men wanted a shed of their very own?

shed mean workno green fingers and glad of it

and don't have to get in one out of way of any female

been a single parent for 15 yr this Oct'(1 of each)ed every minute

*searches for blue fish No, it has gawn missing...