h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rumours have it they do

*off to prepare RL dessert*

*calculates her life expectance*

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

...

120.37 shots of Espresso + Hapi = Death

most days I don't even come close

and the quail wailers.. or ... what was it.. partridge howlers.. what.. I had this discussion recently and since then I cannot stop humming

After 83.02 cups of Drip Coffee, I'd be pushing up daisies

Obviously you are dead already. I mean all this humming and... Hey weren't you supposed to hum something else?

*Closes her eyes to the link*

I'll have a double espresso, on the double...

.....selfservice, you know.

How is life, Tartaronne? Busy?

Selfinflicted busy-ness, I'm not proud to say.

There always a new life to begin on Monday

I've always thought that new life starts on Friday afternoons.

new life starts on Saturday night.. with a lot of giggles in the alley next to the pub

Well, you know better, of course.

That kind of new life I cannot compete with.

me?? what would I know of that?? the local pub doesn't have an alley next to it.. just a large square

Ah that's where the huge number of population in NL comes from - squares...

.. really?? I never really knew what to do in these squares...and I never thought to ... .. but if you think that .. ah well... maybe give it a try

You could bring a small tent the first time, if you are shy

Or park the car on the square... Don't worry about that.

I'll probably not try .. too shy for that

Ah, does that come with age?