h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooops...Santra's support that was

Whatever.. I don't like .

Have a calcium-tablet

That's what I do.

Well.. you could try and feed coffee beans to cows.. would that give you caffeine milk?? drink a pint o milk and feel your heart rate go up like a teenager in the park..

But no, milk is only for .

Idea for a new guide entry? 101 useful things to do with cows?

*rolls eyes*

feed tea leaves to a cow..?

Are you sure the cow would enjoy it?

Well.. no not really .. But on the other hand.. does a cow really enjoy eating grass.. I mean every day grass.. sometimes light green sometimes dark green.. sometimes ....
See what I mean?

I know I enjoy eating . Some day dark, some day light - every day.

Yes, well.. I still think that's a bit a different idea.. isn't it? I mean.. think of a cow eating very day "a lot" of grasss... every day the same...

I haven't tried that with - never had so much in hands.

all day .. ?? no!

*sulks*

I want !

*looks through the kitchen.. finds only empty packages..*
Seems like you've eaten them all..

Come to think I had some hidden in the cellar...

Haa! Hee! Hoo!
See! I knew it!!!