h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To advance your chances of getting this picked for the edited guide, I would suggest you change the title. It sounded like you were going to tell us how to teach reading in school. Maybe a title like "How to Read a Book in a Boring Class Without Detection"

Also maybe there are other methods for doing this like slipping a book into a book you should be reading or changing the cover of the book if it is hardback to something that you are allowed to be reading i.e. a textbook.

Anyway, good work,
dpen2000