h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the first definition in the project and is, of course, a strange one. Feel free to come up with any meanings you can for this term and argue about why your meaning is the best one.

I believe this is a overly sized piece of equipment for the procurement of rabbits

Or is it a piece of equipment suited for huge bunnies?

How does it work?

I have always believed it to be a deployment of rabbits in the forefront of an attack to harras the enemy

No- it's just a huge drill that digs into the earth upon finding the life signs under the earth of a rabbit and captures it, then brings it up to the surface

It used to be used as a Ground-To-Air tactical weapon...

Of course that was before the Carrot Convention

I would think that it was the mounds of earth that they dig up when they are doing an especially big underground construction job. We have two rabbits that have done this under our deck where we have a FRRL (Free Range Rabbit Land).

High orbit tactical weapons systems I believe. Kind of like the "Star Wars" project, but fuzzier...

Similar to tuhe Australian phenomenon of PR (plague rabbits)

No, No, No. You've got it all wrong. A VLRA is a massive computer array that has total control over all bunny wabbits, except, the one and only Bugs Bunney. (I think I spelt that wrong)

Hmmm... that could in turn give us the derivation for 'furry logic'.

My washing machine at home had fuzzy logic - is that related to furry logic?

Not a clue.

Very Large Rabbit Array

Deep in a mountain in Colorado(NORAD) there came about a need to test the air quality above the mountain. In the event of a nuclear blast or plague, the mountain would be sealed. In 1982 a researcher named James Squatspot devised the VLRA device. It used millions of rabbits wearing special collars full of test equiptment. They were expected to tunnel to the surface and send back data.
It failed terribly though when the rabbits refused to comply. Instead they chewed holes in all the walls and bred uncontrolibly untill the entire complex was overrun with the rodents.
The event was covered up quietly by the CIA untill recently when the system was revamped for the ongoing war on terror in south-west asia. Their hope is that the bunnies will enter the cave systems in Afganistan and continue to breed.
Reports are TOP-SECRET though. Only time will tell if a truly successful use for the VLRA will be found. Sceptics fear it will eventualy prove to destroy all life on earth.

News just in:

The Afghanis have started work on an Extra Large Myxamatosis Array For Universal Devastation (ELMA FUD). Aimed to combat the above terrorism, it is described as 'fixing those wascally wabbits for wunce and all'

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