h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and mroe to the point, im not bothered about it

Oh. Have you ever been in love?? If not, you don't know what your missing. (that is what you were talking about right? I don't wanna sound creepy.)

no i havent ever. but the thought of my not finding someone doesnt really keep me awake at night...

Ahhh. So your the single free spirit kind? That's cool.

actually, im neither. im the 'takes it as it comes' kind...i usually end up ditching girlfriends cos theyre dull...

That's a good way to go about it....unless your the ditched dull girlfriend.

i dont think they are that bothered. im prolly just as dull to them - all the girls i know just arent into my stuff, basically

Ah. What kind'a stuff is your stuff? It's not tupperware I hope....

no no no. my stuff is quite simple: i prefer to cheap drinking estabolishments not full of self obsessed people where you cant hear yourself talk over the music. the girls i know dont. thats what it comes down to really

What's the point in a place you can't even hear yourself think.

i have no idea. i have no idea. none whatsoever. but there is this one place that every female in my town is drawn to. its full of blokes going 'why the hell am i here? i HATE theis place'

Give us the local pub and a bunch of mates any day

yes. YES!

so I have your approval Tom?

Alison will be pleased.

why?

Nowt, just her plans to abandon Loz and go to the pub ourselves to avoid her innane conversation about Iain

no?! it sounds like a soap opera!

You haven't heard Loz go on about Iain (who's my next door neighour) she's gone from wanting to study Biogenetics to wanting to be a wife and mother to his kids!

Girls 16!!!

i know. irrational!

anywa

pub and a bunch of mates is good enough for me