h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At first I thought: "Only Ormy could draw a connection between American Fundamentalist Religion Zealots and Wimbleton!"

Then I remembered how seriously some people take their tennis.
They who live only to serve.


~jwf~

*adds pitchfork, horns and Harry Potter novels to list of things to take on Saturday*

Are you looking at my manifesto?

Obviously, I was being very tongue-in-cheek with that item! But, seriously, I can't have been the first person to have been struck by all those '6-6-6' es on the scoreboards. If you're the sort of nutcase who can see Beelzebub in Bob the Builder, surely you really could go completely mad at that sight!

My God! Or, rather, my Devil! I must be the antichrist! I have three consecutive sixes in my phone number!

Which reminds me of an Ozzy video I once saw that made me laugh. The song was "Gets Me Through" and towards the end there was a short parody newsflash in which the newsreader said "It has been confirmed that Ozzy Osbourne is not the antichrist. In a recent interview at his home, the Devil said 'He's not my boy, but I love him like a son'". And of that program, "When Rock Ruled the World", there was the a brief exerpt of a Newsnight interview in which Jeremy Paxman said "He has a point, I don't know anyone in the habit of playing their records backwards in order to decode satannic messages".