A Conversation for Motorcycling Superheroes - the Role-Playing Game

Sister Kerosene

Post 1

Sea Change

Name: Sister Kerosene

Superpower: miraculous Luck-I get to fudge anyone's or anything's die roll by up to 20%, and also a once-daily Deus Ex Machina, which I can do because I'm-

Profession: a nun of the Order of the Sisters Our Lady of Perpetual Motion, in the city of Malibu Hills Adjacent. The encroachment of the city of LA on our land has made traffic miserable and so we need another machine than the one we share-

Type of Wheels: One of the original Harley-Davidsons, with original or hand-machined-to-order replacement equipment. It belongs to the convent (it was a gift from one of our original converts) and is exquisitely well-maintained: we attract more than our share of ex-biker-chicks, and have a vow of poverty. It is held together by one of the Holy Artifacts-

Equipment:

Holy Hand Grenades

Statue of St. Christopher, that is mounted on the bike's handlebars, and Protects it, Protects it's rider, and Protects whoever is riding b***h. It's highly unlikely the Harley would travel for 20 feet without this attached, holding it together.

Camouflage Habit: It was necessary for the sisterhood to adopt this to avoid constantly being picked up and anal probed by the aliens who missed their rendezvous with those Heaven's Gate folks. For this reason alone, we reaally hate Nike and you'll never see us wear anything made by them.

Uzi: to stave off all of the polygamist fundametalist survivalists and any slavering Hollywood-star's real estate agents who would like to seize our land. If it's good enough for the Jews to defend Israel with, it's good enough for us.

Silver hip flask: full of our order's own special distillation, from mesquite and other esoteric herbs and plants of the Califonia chaparral. So potent, it'd eat through the container if it wasn't Blessed. The flask itself keeps hot fluids hot and cold fluid cool. It comes in handy if Kool-aid is the only other option. (Did I mention that we have a branch convent in Guyana?)

Beatified Cosmetics pouch: as a large portion of our sisters were formerly on the run from one motorcycle gang or the narcs or both, and we have had our share of retired starlets. Ware so close to the source of Movie Magic, this device and it's contents allow for almost any disguise. It says 'Lancome' on the outside, and looks ever so much like a larger-than-fashionable clutch purse.

Heavy steel-toed Hobnail boots. These are very important because I'm (er-hem) quite top heavy and might fall over without the counterweight.

Rosary of defensive bonus.

Undead-repellent crucifix.



Sister Kerosene

Post 2

BadZen

Form Letter:

I've got so many people to apologise to that I'm copying this to everyone. Due to dramas in my RL, I've been unable to fulfill my online obligations.

This also means that I will have to cancel the game. Sorry for stuffing everyone around.

Talk to you soon
BadZen


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