A Conversation for Rubber Bands, a Hitchhiker's 2nd Best Friend

Rubber band novelty madness

Post 1

hygienicdispenser

Holding things together. Yes. I can understand that. All these other things are madness. Madness I tell you. How can you expect our already fragile civilisation to withstand such ideas? Before you know it, we'll all be listening to jazz music and eating cheese.


Rubber band novelty madness

Post 2

Darren Baldwin

BUT WAIT! People already listen to jazz music and eat cheese! It's happening so quickly! But rubber bands didn't cause it. Silly Bands did. (Silly bands are a horribly distasteful trend among children throughout America, if not the whole world. Many have speculated this epidemic will bring about the fall of humanity and the rise of Silly band-people)


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