h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, the pains I must endure.

hehe

-- DoctorMO --

No! No! No! I may have to see the sequel

*feints look of horror*

well I'm happy with the KDE Screen saver

-- DoctorMO --

Eh?

Talking of movies, have you seen Goldmember?

I heard it wasn't as good, but I bet it was still funny.

-- DoctorMO --

'S meant to be not as good as the other two but still the funniest film this summer.

You know I keep on hearing this 'summer' thing, and yo b honest, It dosn't apply very well to me. in the UK I have about 16 summers a year each lasting roughly 3 days each, and don't ask how many winters there is

-- DoctorMO --

There is one, it's approximately 365 1/4 days long.

Well I'm glad to see someone lives on the moon. so hows the weather up there?

must be boring for the weather to be so predictable.

-- DoctorMO --

Very good. Though apparently we've never been (humanity that is; not us individually).

##Now I'm going to the moon and back...##

Oh sorry, 'apparently' I thought we had. 'humanity that is; not individually'

-- DoctorMO --

*s off to check*

Very good indeed. I've got loads from real life, such as "Just because I'm drowning ants in suncream doesn't mean I'm a genocidal maniac" and such, but the names would be meaningless to you.

Oops, was replying to another forum, one to you as well I think.

Nah I say apparently because there was a program on C5 with evidence that humanity's never been to the moon- there's a radiation belt around earth, and the US flag fluttered in the (nonexistent) breeze.

hehehe

never mind Ay?

-- DoctorMO --

Yeah. Well, if it's true that billionare who paid millions (or was it billions?) to go into space is gonna get a nasty shock.

I wonder why though? Why would you pay to go into space?

Space, realy is a thing, it even consists. it's when you go to nothing the fun starts. (I sometimes joke that some celebs have brains with quatuim vacumes (worse than space) )

-- DoctorMO --

I reckon "stupid" jokes are best made about blondes. Like the one where there are two blondes, one either side of the river. One says "How do you get to the other side?" And the other one says "But you're on the other side!"