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Won't even drink iced tea...
Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Started conversation Jun 13, 2002
This statement makes more sense in the culture of the Southern US than elsewhere.
Iced tea in Virginia and neaby is considered an indulgence, a drink often quaffed by someone seeking to waste time. The rituals one goes through to get as much sugar to dissolve in the drink as possible can take upwards of ten minutes for the particularly bored. Then you're expected to drink slowly, usually while talking to someone else.
Also, tea is the least harmful caffeinated drink you could manage to get away with. So maybe she was referring both to the politicians' serious, busy demeanor and his unwillingness to sully himself with even a very mild legal drug.
If you ask me, the statement also signals that she's in denial. It's akin to saying, "That man next door is an axe murderer? Surely not! He's always been nice to my cats, and he turned down a joint just yesterday."
We're talking about comparisons that are just plain irrelevant.
Won't even drink iced tea...
egon Posted Jun 14, 2002
I drank a bottle of iced lemon tea on Newcastle station today.
Someone please spank me, I've been a bad, bad boy. Is it any wonder our moral values are collapsing round our ears when people go around drinking this dangerous cocktail of lemon and (shock, horror) tea, from a bottle which has been (dare I say it) refrigerated?
I mean, how dare people like myself dare to call into question the moral fibre of our politicians when we go around encouraging such vile, despicable actions as the consumption of evil Liptonice.
Oh, and Ormy- are you sure it's a good idea to give him your address? He might take out a contract, or sexually harrass you, you know what American politicians are like
Won't even drink iced tea...
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 14, 2002
The situation has far surpassed the seriousness of drinking iced tea.
You have freely admitted that you were at Newcastle Station, a most heinous crime.
Liam.
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 14, 2002
Thanks for the cultural insight, Frag! How strange! I freely admit that I consume quite a lot of , and I buy it from my local supermarket. Should that supermarket be considered to be supplying me with drugs?
Well, excuse me. I need another fix. (s off to switch kettle on)
Won't even drink iced tea...
DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Jun 15, 2002
Fix me up with a shot of Tea too, How milk sugar, if your making
Tea, Oh Wounderous Tea.
-- DoctorMO --
Won't even drink iced tea...
Bagpuss Posted Jun 17, 2002
But ice is entirely different. I should know - almost any time I was at someone's house in Canada I got plied with the dross. To be avoided. They have iced coffee as well. Even iced Cappuccino.
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Jun 18, 2002
Oh Kak, how nice is it to be given un brewed tea? Not very.
-- DoctorMO --
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Won't even drink iced tea...
- 1: Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession (Jun 13, 2002)
- 2: egon (Jun 14, 2002)
- 3: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Jun 14, 2002)
- 4: egon (Jun 14, 2002)
- 5: Ormondroyd (Jun 14, 2002)
- 6: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Jun 15, 2002)
- 7: Bagpuss (Jun 17, 2002)
- 8: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Jun 18, 2002)
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